Daughter came home with this book on Cristiano Ronaldo in her book bag today. Now, I know nothing about football, so I’ll have to assume that he only plays with *checks very factual book for details* his numerous identical brothers…

I don’t check out casting calls like I used to, but came across this in my archive today. The last two lines never fail to absolutely floor me…

Leaving every audition like…

When they let Leonardo DiCaprio do the casting…

6yo’s “diary entry” today probably sums up why I’m not a parenting influencer…

Love to get a school text casually informing parents of a gingerbread competition with just 2 hours’ notice…

Me: …

My brain at 2am:

I think about this from Duolingo every day…

Because we’re entering the part of the never-ending yearly cycle where we have to be ready for the fact our landlord might end our contract, I’ve signed up for property alerts and oh god…

Still they persist like a mother at Christmas…

Watched this last night and it is ridiculously good. Incredible acting. Incredible music. Incredible story. Just bloody great all round.

If people are posting what they were known for on Twitter then I suppose I ought to let this ridiculous casting call live on Bluesky too…

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The Google Emoji Kitchen is a joyous procrastination tool and this is now the only emoji I’ll be using from now on…