This is the cringiest shit ive ever seen. You swore the same oath to the constitution that every Marine ever has and you prop up a pedophile as a king. You are a disgrace.

Itd be safer to get replicas. Not to mention less expensive. Puppets tend to not have long shelf lives

The Goat Marionettes are on display at the Macnider Art Museum in Mason City Iowa. All of the Marionettes were created by Bill Baird. After he retired he donated them to the museum

It would be funnier if I was actually in the photos doing something with the hands. As it is, your joke falls a little flat. Handjob related humor is specific and finite in its application. I applaud the effort though

Were well south of it. Shoukd be ok :)