—speaking for the Faux Emperor's court before the nations of men.
Verily, the Four Horsemen did take selfies.
And the Beast wept,
—for satire was slain and irony cast into the sea.
—speaking for the Faux Emperor's court before the nations of men.
Verily, the Four Horsemen did take selfies.
And the Beast wept,
—for satire was slain and irony cast into the sea.
"Quiet Piggy!"
—and the men did nothing.
Not one voice rose in defense,
not one hand struck the table.
They feared access more than they feared shame.
Woe unto the quiet men in loud rooms.
Their silence shall be counted among his sins.
"Quiet Piggy!"
—and the men did nothing.
Not one voice rose in defense,
not one hand struck the table.
They feared access more than they feared shame.
Woe unto the quiet men in loud rooms.
Their silence shall be counted among his sins.
the Faux Emperor lifted his goblet high—
and toasted himself.
For none among the lords dared speak truth,
lest they lose their place at the golden commode.
But hark—his kingdom is made of mirrors.
And they are beginning to shatter.
the Faux Emperor lifted his goblet high—
and toasted himself.
For none among the lords dared speak truth,
lest they lose their place at the golden commode.
But hark—his kingdom is made of mirrors.
And they are beginning to shatter.
where the streets speak louder than a Faux Emperor.
Zohran Mamdani, bearer of the 111th mantle,
with the fire of the people beneath his feet.
Let the gluttonous lords take heed:
The apple is no longer yours to rot.
where the streets speak louder than a Faux Emperor.
Zohran Mamdani, bearer of the 111th mantle,
with the fire of the people beneath his feet.
Let the gluttonous lords take heed:
The apple is no longer yours to rot.
where the streets speak louder than a Faux Emperor.
Zohran Mamdani, bearer of the 111th mantle,
with the fire of the people beneath his feet.
Let the gluttonous lords take heed:
The apple is no longer yours to rot.
where the streets speak louder than a Faux Emperor.
Zohran Mamdani, bearer of the 111th mantle,
with the fire of the people beneath his feet.
Let the gluttonous lords take heed:
The apple is no longer yours to rot.
To the Faux Emperor, his cackling sycophants, and the bloated barons of bullsh*t:
Thy days are fking numbered.**
The streets hath spoken—not with whispers, but with war drums.
The fight is far from over,
but the reckoning hath begun.
To the Faux Emperor, his cackling sycophants, and the bloated barons of bullsh*t:
Thy days are fking numbered.**
The streets hath spoken—not with whispers, but with war drums.
The fight is far from over,
but the reckoning hath begun.
that the light might yet burn in Kyiv.
With coin from the Sea Fund most sovereign,
did Norway smite the chill of winter.
Blessed be the oil-rich do-gooders of the North.
that the light might yet burn in Kyiv.
With coin from the Sea Fund most sovereign,
did Norway smite the chill of winter.
Blessed be the oil-rich do-gooders of the North.
that the light might yet burn in Kyiv.
With coin from the Sea Fund most sovereign,
did Norway smite the chill of winter.
Blessed be the oil-rich do-gooders of the North.
that the light might yet burn in Kyiv.
With coin from the Sea Fund most sovereign,
did Norway smite the chill of winter.
Blessed be the oil-rich do-gooders of the North.
father's did panic,
and the scribes of commerce did despair,
for the Cloud of Bezos was smitten.
The wheels of trade turned not.
A great silence fell upon the apps,
and lo—
the plague of AWS outage did descend upon the peoples.
father's did panic,
and the scribes of commerce did despair,
for the Cloud of Bezos was smitten.
The wheels of trade turned not.
A great silence fell upon the apps,
and lo—
the plague of AWS outage did descend upon the peoples.
the artery of commerce,
lay in the shadow of thunderous boom.
The Faux Emperor,
in the name of pageantry, unleashed fire above the I-5,
and a piece of the sky did fall.
Behold: when theater takes center stage over safety,
the common man pays the toll.
the artery of commerce,
lay in the shadow of thunderous boom.
The Faux Emperor,
in the name of pageantry, unleashed fire above the I-5,
and a piece of the sky did fall.
Behold: when theater takes center stage over safety,
the common man pays the toll.
convicted for fraud, theft, and fuckery,
now walks free,
pardoned by the Faux Emperor himself.
Yea, seven years erased
with one greasy-fingered post:
“Good luck, George Santos—have a great life!”
And lo, the scales of justice
bent over and took it.
convicted for fraud, theft, and fuckery,
now walks free,
pardoned by the Faux Emperor himself.
Yea, seven years erased
with one greasy-fingered post:
“Good luck, George Santos—have a great life!”
And lo, the scales of justice
bent over and took it.
that fleshy fold of orange deceit,
creased like a menopausal vulva
at war with gravity and good taste.
No divine passage lies therein—
just a coward’s jowl, flapping in fear,
trembling at subpoenas,
and sweating at the sight of stairs.
that fleshy fold of orange deceit,
creased like a menopausal vulva
at war with gravity and good taste.
No divine passage lies therein—
just a coward’s jowl, flapping in fear,
trembling at subpoenas,
and sweating at the sight of stairs.
She walked in light, unbound by script or stereotype,
a woman of angles and laughing eyes.
Diane Keaton—quirk embodied—has departed our stage.
Her voice remains in every pause, every glance made strange.
May our memories treat her gently—and her films haunt us kindly.
She walked in light, unbound by script or stereotype,
a woman of angles and laughing eyes.
Diane Keaton—quirk embodied—has departed our stage.
Her voice remains in every pause, every glance made strange.
May our memories treat her gently—and her films haunt us kindly.
Greg Abbott, Warlord of Pageantry,
summoneth the Butter Battalion.
Yea, Meal Team Six did waddle forth,
armed to the double chin,
clad in XXXL and delusion.
And the people of Illinois beheld them and said,
“Dost Texas wage war…
or merely stormeth the buffet at Golden Corral?”
Greg Abbott, Warlord of Pageantry,
summoneth the Butter Battalion.
Yea, Meal Team Six did waddle forth,
armed to the double chin,
clad in XXXL and delusion.
And the people of Illinois beheld them and said,
“Dost Texas wage war…
or merely stormeth the buffet at Golden Corral?”
…but lo, Lady Lindsey—Duchess of Delicate Disposition—remaineth absent.
Not once inscribed.
Not even a whisper in the margins.
The ledger sayeth, “Nay.”
And the scribes did murmur,
“Truly, the Lord worketh in mysterious omissions.”
…but lo, Lady Lindsey—Duchess of Delicate Disposition—remaineth absent.
Not once inscribed.
Not even a whisper in the margins.
The ledger sayeth, “Nay.”
And the scribes did murmur,
“Truly, the Lord worketh in mysterious omissions.”
“Let us not attack the pedophiles,” spake Senator Ted Cruz, the Bearded Bumbler of Cancun.
And lo, even Epstein’s ghost recoiled.
O Texas, what foul cavern hath birthed this simp of the serpents?
🔥 Amen.
“Let us not attack the pedophiles,” spake Senator Ted Cruz, the Bearded Bumbler of Cancun.
And lo, even Epstein’s ghost recoiled.
O Texas, what foul cavern hath birthed this simp of the serpents?
🔥 Amen.
proclaiming: no beards, no “gender delusions,” no climate worshipers.
He shames the fat, strips the soul, punishes difference.
A sycophant in camo,
preaching purity in blood.
Fuck your uniforms.
Fuck your purity tests.
proclaiming: no beards, no “gender delusions,” no climate worshipers.
He shames the fat, strips the soul, punishes difference.
A sycophant in camo,
preaching purity in blood.
Fuck your uniforms.
Fuck your purity tests.
angered by jest.
He banned the mocking tongue
and called the wise “rabble.”
Now, in our day,
a jester is cast out—
not for lies, but for laughter.
The Faux Emperor hates the mirror.
Blessed be the Mockers.
Cursed be the cowards.
And fucketh their Reich reborn.
angered by jest.
He banned the mocking tongue
and called the wise “rabble.”
Now, in our day,
a jester is cast out—
not for lies, but for laughter.
The Faux Emperor hates the mirror.
Blessed be the Mockers.
Cursed be the cowards.
And fucketh their Reich reborn.
doth murmur of Final Solutions.
“Just kill them,” saith he—
with grin and gall.
A man in makeup,
who would cleanse the streets
with the blood of the broken.
Our Veterans.
Our Brothers.
Our Mothers.
Discarded by empire.
Fucketh thy circus.
And fucketh thee, Brian Kilmeade.
doth murmur of Final Solutions.
“Just kill them,” saith he—
with grin and gall.
A man in makeup,
who would cleanse the streets
with the blood of the broken.
Our Veterans.
Our Brothers.
Our Mothers.
Discarded by empire.
Fucketh thy circus.
And fucketh thee, Brian Kilmeade.
foul jester of oligarchs—
did call for the execution of the poor.
No aid. No mercy. Just poison for laughs.
He jested in tailored cloth,
a pig in cufflinks,
his breath thick with the rot of empire.
Fk thee, Brian.
And f**k thy network of necromancers.
foul jester of oligarchs—
did call for the execution of the poor.
No aid. No mercy. Just poison for laughs.
He jested in tailored cloth,
a pig in cufflinks,
his breath thick with the rot of empire.
Fk thee, Brian.
And f**k thy network of necromancers.
then begged them stay and teach.
Lo, the Faux Emperor's genius:
Deport them, then grovel.
A master of nothing
but failure wrapped in cruelty.
then begged them stay and teach.
Lo, the Faux Emperor's genius:
Deport them, then grovel.
A master of nothing
but failure wrapped in cruelty.
Not crosses, nor creeds—
But tiny silver dicks shaped like rifles.
Not a whisper for dead children.
Not a f**king tear.
They rend their garments like temple harlots.
These pricks don’t worship God.
They worship gunmetal gloryholes.
Fk your pins.
Fk your prayers.
Not crosses, nor creeds—
But tiny silver dicks shaped like rifles.
Not a whisper for dead children.
Not a f**king tear.
They rend their garments like temple harlots.
These pricks don’t worship God.
They worship gunmetal gloryholes.
Fk your pins.
Fk your prayers.
MSNBC sold him out to the outrage pimpers.
You cry “Right‑Wing mob,” then kneel at the altar of clicks.
Fuck your loyalty to spectacle.
MSNBC sold him out to the outrage pimpers.
You cry “Right‑Wing mob,” then kneel at the altar of clicks.
Fuck your loyalty to spectacle.
“A few dead children? A fair trade,”
that the sacred scrolls of Smith & Wesson endure.
Empathy he called sin.
Compassion, a hoax.
The slain? Fuel for the furnace of liberty.
High Priest of Bullet Baptism.
Amen, my ass.
“A few dead children? A fair trade,”
that the sacred scrolls of Smith & Wesson endure.
Empathy he called sin.
Compassion, a hoax.
The slain? Fuel for the furnace of liberty.
High Priest of Bullet Baptism.
Amen, my ass.
Not for the children shot to ribbons. Not for the teachers bled dry.
But for Charlie Kirk, the fat-mouthed high priest of bullet worship.
Thy gun is thy god. Thy cruelty, thy creed.
America, thou art damned by the bastards you mourn.
Not for the children shot to ribbons. Not for the teachers bled dry.
But for Charlie Kirk, the fat-mouthed high priest of bullet worship.
Thy gun is thy god. Thy cruelty, thy creed.
America, thou art damned by the bastards you mourn.