Do not allow others to belittle you, for you are truly Actual Size.

Thus spake Nuggan.

Huh. Maybe I *should* oil the wood handles of our kitchen knives more than once every 30 years.

If I were President of the United States I would not pave over the Rose Garden but I totally would stick a garden gnome in there.

Today I got to wondering:
A) Could I cook up a crescent roll in a waffle iron?
and by extension-
2. Could I waffle a pig inna blanket?
The Internets, I am sure, could tell me, or EXPERIMENT!

Save this image. You'll need it.

Happy Pride month! Go do something that bitter people disapprove of. (Like ending a sentence with a preposition, but I'm an old white guy so baby steps.)

A mug of cheap black tea and a handful of HobNobs makes a reasonable breakfast.

Up until late last year it was quite infrequent that my gast got flabbered.

I think I will be adopting a hippie Hobbit aesthetic. I don't know what that is, but when it comes to you in a dream it must mean something. Right?

We just finished streaming A.P. Bio. It's the story of average high schooler Heather Wilmore (Allisyn Snyder is a genius!) and the adventures she has. The B-plots (everything the adults were doing) kind of got out of hand, but it was very enjoyable in a gas leak kind of way.

Even in the Fields of Hate, you'll get some nice things. Like marigolds! You can grow marigolds in a paper cup full of damp dryer lint! Or dandelions, which never stop.

Be the resilient beauty in the surrounding bullshit.

Thus spake Nuggan.

You cannot grow great in a field salted with hatefulness. All you get are these small, wizened, twisted fruits- like Brussels sprouts! Which isn't a fruit, but keep up. Even though the new ones are better, they are still kinda pants. Hate = Brussels sprouts.

Thus spake Nuggan unto the followers.

Who knew I was a Cardigan guy? The sweater, not the Corgi dog variant.

Be like a, I dunno, a Swiss Army knife? Yeah! Each tool is only, like, 80% as good as a dedicated tool. But you have more tools! Be a multi-tool, not just a tool tool.

But the toothpick is still kinda pants.

Thus spake Nuggan unto his followers.

Fondant is an Abomination Unto Nuggan!

Fondue, on the other hand, is right shiny.

Caffeinated beverages:
Coffee (Africa) do not like
Tea (Asia) do like- Lapsang Souchong is fave, Assam not so much
Chocolate (Central America) do like
Yerba mate (South America) do like, but only had blended with black tea, so not an expert
Yaupon (North America) OK, better than green tea

Now that everyone has had time to calm tf down I think we can all agree that in season 3 of Only Murders in the Building when Ben Glenroy was sewing up the handkerchiefs, while the Bernina is a stalwart machine, he would have been better served with a serger.

If you die in battle you go to Valhalla.

If you find yourself in the hospital and feeling a little peaked, maybe start a fight with the nurse? You never know.