Proper Pirate
@properpirate.bsky.social
This account was created as an oasis of gay pirates and cute animals in what is otherwise a hellscape.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/ProperPirate
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Broadway weekend!
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Broadway weekend!
Wondering how many Medieval Cat advent calendars DJ has received
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Wondering how many Medieval Cat advent calendars DJ has received
Who else is watching 80’s horror in this last week of spooky season?
Tonight I’m rewatching the fantastically bonkers Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II 👑
Tonight I’m rewatching the fantastically bonkers Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II 👑
October 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Who else is watching 80’s horror in this last week of spooky season?
Tonight I’m rewatching the fantastically bonkers Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II 👑
Tonight I’m rewatching the fantastically bonkers Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II 👑
The only way to find a bunch of other people who also spend a lot of time alone watching TV is to travel to TV-related events. This time it’s for Gilmore Girls! (previous trips were for OFMD, Golden Girls, and Supernatural)
October 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The only way to find a bunch of other people who also spend a lot of time alone watching TV is to travel to TV-related events. This time it’s for Gilmore Girls! (previous trips were for OFMD, Golden Girls, and Supernatural)
The place that sold the OFMD props is holding an auction for pretty much most of TV history. Everything is approximately a billion dollars, but it’s just bonkers to see so many iconic things up for sale!
entertainment.ha.com/c/auction-ho...
entertainment.ha.com/c/auction-ho...
October 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The place that sold the OFMD props is holding an auction for pretty much most of TV history. Everything is approximately a billion dollars, but it’s just bonkers to see so many iconic things up for sale!
entertainment.ha.com/c/auction-ho...
entertainment.ha.com/c/auction-ho...
Way too excited that the old VH1 show ‘I love the 80’s’ is available on the Internet Archive
archive.org/details/i-lo...
archive.org/details/i-lo...
October 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Way too excited that the old VH1 show ‘I love the 80’s’ is available on the Internet Archive
archive.org/details/i-lo...
archive.org/details/i-lo...
Pumpkin pirates spotted in Austin at #PumpkinNights
🎃 🏴☠️🎃
🎃 🏴☠️🎃
September 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Pumpkin pirates spotted in Austin at #PumpkinNights
🎃 🏴☠️🎃
🎃 🏴☠️🎃
ChatGPT has reached the “me in high school trying to write a report on a book I skimmed the night before” level.
August 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
ChatGPT has reached the “me in high school trying to write a report on a book I skimmed the night before” level.
What OFMD is to toxic masculinity, Killing It is to capitalism.
If you’ve only seen Claudia O’Doherty as Mary, you’ve only seen a tiny sliver of how hilarious she is!
If you’ve only seen Claudia O’Doherty as Mary, you’ve only seen a tiny sliver of how hilarious she is!
August 31, 2025 at 5:56 AM
What OFMD is to toxic masculinity, Killing It is to capitalism.
If you’ve only seen Claudia O’Doherty as Mary, you’ve only seen a tiny sliver of how hilarious she is!
If you’ve only seen Claudia O’Doherty as Mary, you’ve only seen a tiny sliver of how hilarious she is!
Staying on the auction site until I see how much the giant Cristobal statue goes for 😆
August 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Staying on the auction site until I see how much the giant Cristobal statue goes for 😆
Anyone know what this seal is?
August 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Anyone know what this seal is?
One of Blackbeard’s rings was a feather… no wonder he was so psyched about the bird guy
August 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
One of Blackbeard’s rings was a feather… no wonder he was so psyched about the bird guy
Allowing Stede to borrow her flounciest blouses
August 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Allowing Stede to borrow her flounciest blouses
Wow. Guess I should move some things.
July 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Wow. Guess I should move some things.
July 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Time travel?!?
Cross-fucking-over 🏴☠️
Congrats!
Cross-fucking-over 🏴☠️
Congrats!
July 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Time travel?!?
Cross-fucking-over 🏴☠️
Congrats!
Cross-fucking-over 🏴☠️
Congrats!
I maintain that Stede cannot reasonably claim the moral high ground when it comes to burning ships full of people
July 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I maintain that Stede cannot reasonably claim the moral high ground when it comes to burning ships full of people
In 1994, Woody Harrelson, then only known for his role in Cheers, asked Oliver Stone why he cast him in Natural Born Killers. Stone replied, “I see violence in you.”
Can’t help but wonder if @david-jenkins.bsky.social saw something similar in Balki Bartokomous.
Can’t help but wonder if @david-jenkins.bsky.social saw something similar in Balki Bartokomous.
July 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
In 1994, Woody Harrelson, then only known for his role in Cheers, asked Oliver Stone why he cast him in Natural Born Killers. Stone replied, “I see violence in you.”
Can’t help but wonder if @david-jenkins.bsky.social saw something similar in Balki Bartokomous.
Can’t help but wonder if @david-jenkins.bsky.social saw something similar in Balki Bartokomous.
It may simply have been a practical decision for contrast to the water, but I like to think that the nose jar was a whites only space.
June 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It may simply have been a practical decision for contrast to the water, but I like to think that the nose jar was a whites only space.
Bristol is where I learned that lots of ships were super gay!
…didn’t technically research beyond seeing the unicorn, but pretty sure that’s historically accurate 😆
…didn’t technically research beyond seeing the unicorn, but pretty sure that’s historically accurate 😆
June 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Bristol is where I learned that lots of ships were super gay!
…didn’t technically research beyond seeing the unicorn, but pretty sure that’s historically accurate 😆
…didn’t technically research beyond seeing the unicorn, but pretty sure that’s historically accurate 😆
One of my favorite things about England is that you can’t throw a stick without it being boiled and put in a pie.
June 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
One of my favorite things about England is that you can’t throw a stick without it being boiled and put in a pie.
What is even happening here UK? Is sauce demand so high that a 24 hour gas station mini-mart needs so many bottles on the ready? Is there really such an exorbitant number of 2 am sticky toffee sauce emergencies? #overkill
June 22, 2025 at 8:18 AM
What is even happening here UK? Is sauce demand so high that a 24 hour gas station mini-mart needs so many bottles on the ready? Is there really such an exorbitant number of 2 am sticky toffee sauce emergencies? #overkill
June 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Rhys has a real love/hate relationship with buttons
June 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Rhys has a real love/hate relationship with buttons