Aalahn
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You know that one weird kid your parents told you to play with that always ate sand ?
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I think people have realized how much they don’t hold onto their New Year’s resolutions
Because today, the gym is emptier than my cranial structure
Because today, the gym is emptier than my cranial structure
January 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I think people have realized how much they don’t hold onto their New Year’s resolutions
Because today, the gym is emptier than my cranial structure
Because today, the gym is emptier than my cranial structure
How I look at the McDonald’s worker after I count 19 chicken nuggets in my 20 piece mcnuggets
January 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
How I look at the McDonald’s worker after I count 19 chicken nuggets in my 20 piece mcnuggets
You ever need to get up at 7am, whilst it’s 3 am and you genuinely think to yourself :
“Yeah I can squeeze 8 hours of sleep in there”
“Yeah I can squeeze 8 hours of sleep in there”
December 31, 2024 at 11:35 AM
You ever need to get up at 7am, whilst it’s 3 am and you genuinely think to yourself :
“Yeah I can squeeze 8 hours of sleep in there”
“Yeah I can squeeze 8 hours of sleep in there”
Horses don’t seem right to me
I swear these bastards can fly, they’ve just been secretive about it
Wait they might be unicorns cosplaying as horses now that I think about it
This rabbit hole is reaching depths I’d never though we’re achievable
I swear these bastards can fly, they’ve just been secretive about it
Wait they might be unicorns cosplaying as horses now that I think about it
This rabbit hole is reaching depths I’d never though we’re achievable
December 26, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Horses don’t seem right to me
I swear these bastards can fly, they’ve just been secretive about it
Wait they might be unicorns cosplaying as horses now that I think about it
This rabbit hole is reaching depths I’d never though we’re achievable
I swear these bastards can fly, they’ve just been secretive about it
Wait they might be unicorns cosplaying as horses now that I think about it
This rabbit hole is reaching depths I’d never though we’re achievable
Depression appears in many ways.
For majority, it’s with a bad life that one can’t get out of.
For me, it’s when my burritos do not possess a good guacamole.
That’s worthy of depression.
For majority, it’s with a bad life that one can’t get out of.
For me, it’s when my burritos do not possess a good guacamole.
That’s worthy of depression.
December 25, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Depression appears in many ways.
For majority, it’s with a bad life that one can’t get out of.
For me, it’s when my burritos do not possess a good guacamole.
That’s worthy of depression.
For majority, it’s with a bad life that one can’t get out of.
For me, it’s when my burritos do not possess a good guacamole.
That’s worthy of depression.
Merry crisis everybody
December 24, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Merry crisis everybody
I swear I have not been possessed by Garfield, but lasagna is top 10 Christmas food of all time not gonna lie
December 21, 2024 at 1:12 PM
I swear I have not been possessed by Garfield, but lasagna is top 10 Christmas food of all time not gonna lie
To anyone who hops on public transport while having put on the worst smelling perfume in the history of mankind : I hope you have a extremely mid day.
December 19, 2024 at 12:15 PM
To anyone who hops on public transport while having put on the worst smelling perfume in the history of mankind : I hope you have a extremely mid day.
I hereby vow that if I become a retail store manager, I will not blast “All I want for Christmas is you” on loop for the entirety of December.
I will instead blast “Old town road” by Lil nas x and “Rayman Sings Sexbomb full version” instead, cuz that’s how you make employees go batshit crazy.
I will instead blast “Old town road” by Lil nas x and “Rayman Sings Sexbomb full version” instead, cuz that’s how you make employees go batshit crazy.
December 17, 2024 at 12:08 PM
I hereby vow that if I become a retail store manager, I will not blast “All I want for Christmas is you” on loop for the entirety of December.
I will instead blast “Old town road” by Lil nas x and “Rayman Sings Sexbomb full version” instead, cuz that’s how you make employees go batshit crazy.
I will instead blast “Old town road” by Lil nas x and “Rayman Sings Sexbomb full version” instead, cuz that’s how you make employees go batshit crazy.
I fricking live the Joe Rogan podcast because half of the interactions are like :
- And so that’s how I managed to escape the basement of my kidnapper.
- Wow, that’s something.
(5 second silence.)
- You ever seen that one video of the deer getting rammed by a car ? Yo Jamie pull up that video
- And so that’s how I managed to escape the basement of my kidnapper.
- Wow, that’s something.
(5 second silence.)
- You ever seen that one video of the deer getting rammed by a car ? Yo Jamie pull up that video
December 16, 2024 at 1:13 PM
I fricking live the Joe Rogan podcast because half of the interactions are like :
- And so that’s how I managed to escape the basement of my kidnapper.
- Wow, that’s something.
(5 second silence.)
- You ever seen that one video of the deer getting rammed by a car ? Yo Jamie pull up that video
- And so that’s how I managed to escape the basement of my kidnapper.
- Wow, that’s something.
(5 second silence.)
- You ever seen that one video of the deer getting rammed by a car ? Yo Jamie pull up that video
Seems like that video ended up being a teeny tiny bit more successful than previously thought
Emphasis on teeny tiny of course
Emphasis on teeny tiny of course
December 14, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Seems like that video ended up being a teeny tiny bit more successful than previously thought
Emphasis on teeny tiny of course
Emphasis on teeny tiny of course
I Will now be quoting famous rapper Ice cube and his hit song after checking my YouTube analytics :
“Today was a good day.”
(1600 more views than usual and +75 subs)
“Today was a good day.”
(1600 more views than usual and +75 subs)
December 12, 2024 at 8:52 AM
I Will now be quoting famous rapper Ice cube and his hit song after checking my YouTube analytics :
“Today was a good day.”
(1600 more views than usual and +75 subs)
“Today was a good day.”
(1600 more views than usual and +75 subs)
It’s crazy that BlueSky now has 25 million users, that means that there’s only 8 people on there
(I have 24,999,992 alternate accounts)
(I have 24,999,992 alternate accounts)
December 11, 2024 at 5:02 PM
It’s crazy that BlueSky now has 25 million users, that means that there’s only 8 people on there
(I have 24,999,992 alternate accounts)
(I have 24,999,992 alternate accounts)
I don’t know who’s at fault for shampoo bottles having instructions, and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
December 11, 2024 at 4:59 PM
I don’t know who’s at fault for shampoo bottles having instructions, and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
Alzheimer’s is sad because it makes you forget your fondest memories.
In my case, it’s that one time where I ordered a bean burrito at Taco Bell and left with a 3 hour constipation + a meeting with my doctor about how my digesting system will never be the same again
In my case, it’s that one time where I ordered a bean burrito at Taco Bell and left with a 3 hour constipation + a meeting with my doctor about how my digesting system will never be the same again
December 10, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Alzheimer’s is sad because it makes you forget your fondest memories.
In my case, it’s that one time where I ordered a bean burrito at Taco Bell and left with a 3 hour constipation + a meeting with my doctor about how my digesting system will never be the same again
In my case, it’s that one time where I ordered a bean burrito at Taco Bell and left with a 3 hour constipation + a meeting with my doctor about how my digesting system will never be the same again
One has never encountered true hardship before they had to choose whether to finish the bag of chips tonight or leave it to the you of tommorow
December 10, 2024 at 12:39 PM
One has never encountered true hardship before they had to choose whether to finish the bag of chips tonight or leave it to the you of tommorow
The people that say getting hit in the ball is the worst feeling of all definitely have never needed to motion track something for more than 5 minutes
December 9, 2024 at 2:15 PM
The people that say getting hit in the ball is the worst feeling of all definitely have never needed to motion track something for more than 5 minutes
I feel like begging people to subscribe is a bit sad, and it’s also a bit desperate, so I just put subtle Aalahn’s throughout my vids
As in : “Hey, you know you COULD subscribe yknow. I’m just saying.”
I feel like that’s better than just being like : “PLEASE I BEG OF YOU”
Seems desperate to me
As in : “Hey, you know you COULD subscribe yknow. I’m just saying.”
I feel like that’s better than just being like : “PLEASE I BEG OF YOU”
Seems desperate to me
December 9, 2024 at 12:38 PM
I feel like begging people to subscribe is a bit sad, and it’s also a bit desperate, so I just put subtle Aalahn’s throughout my vids
As in : “Hey, you know you COULD subscribe yknow. I’m just saying.”
I feel like that’s better than just being like : “PLEASE I BEG OF YOU”
Seems desperate to me
As in : “Hey, you know you COULD subscribe yknow. I’m just saying.”
I feel like that’s better than just being like : “PLEASE I BEG OF YOU”
Seems desperate to me
Oh wow, is that a new Aalahn video ? Maybe you could check it out or something, that’d be pretty great I think
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YouTube video by Aalahn
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December 9, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Oh wow, is that a new Aalahn video ? Maybe you could check it out or something, that’d be pretty great I think
youtu.be/Iq25YgM7O6M?...
youtu.be/Iq25YgM7O6M?...
For some reason, I just spend half of my night awake because I had the knight night disease
I don’t know if it had something to do with the food I ate, but I felt like my intestines were about to give up throughout the whole night
9/10 would suffer again
I don’t know if it had something to do with the food I ate, but I felt like my intestines were about to give up throughout the whole night
9/10 would suffer again
December 9, 2024 at 4:59 AM
For some reason, I just spend half of my night awake because I had the knight night disease
I don’t know if it had something to do with the food I ate, but I felt like my intestines were about to give up throughout the whole night
9/10 would suffer again
I don’t know if it had something to do with the food I ate, but I felt like my intestines were about to give up throughout the whole night
9/10 would suffer again
There’s not a lot of things better than post-nut Pringles, but finishing the editing of a long-ass video is definitely up there
Especially when it’s for less than 200 people
Especially when it’s for less than 200 people
December 8, 2024 at 8:52 PM
There’s not a lot of things better than post-nut Pringles, but finishing the editing of a long-ass video is definitely up there
Especially when it’s for less than 200 people
Especially when it’s for less than 200 people
You ever go to McDonald then look at the money you have in your account and think “Yeah I definitely should not spend money on McDonald” but then buy it anyway and then wake up and realize you were having a nightmare and that you did not in fact, spend any money on McDonald ?
Or is that just me
Or is that just me
December 8, 2024 at 9:10 AM
You ever go to McDonald then look at the money you have in your account and think “Yeah I definitely should not spend money on McDonald” but then buy it anyway and then wake up and realize you were having a nightmare and that you did not in fact, spend any money on McDonald ?
Or is that just me
Or is that just me
Update : I gave him the dollar then he looked at me and said « You need it more than I do »
I’m never donating again
I’m never donating again
December 7, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Update : I gave him the dollar then he looked at me and said « You need it more than I do »
I’m never donating again
I’m never donating again
Today i feel like doing something good, so I’m going to donate a single dollar to the homeless guy next door
I’ll keep y’all updated on how it goes
I’ll keep y’all updated on how it goes
December 7, 2024 at 11:03 AM
Today i feel like doing something good, so I’m going to donate a single dollar to the homeless guy next door
I’ll keep y’all updated on how it goes
I’ll keep y’all updated on how it goes
Only a few things can kill me, but my editing software crashing as I forget to save my progress is definitely on that « Plausible Death Bingo »
December 6, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Only a few things can kill me, but my editing software crashing as I forget to save my progress is definitely on that « Plausible Death Bingo »