Jess
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Second Christmas hat done, and a sleepy Magpie. Pattern is pine forest hat by EVVASH
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Second Christmas hat done, and a sleepy Magpie. Pattern is pine forest hat by EVVASH
My onions mostly didn’t cure properly so I have to chop them up and freeze them, but it’s still a pretty good haul.
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My onions mostly didn’t cure properly so I have to chop them up and freeze them, but it’s still a pretty good haul.
Taking a forced break (yarn out of stock) from the big crochet project to start on my Christmas hats. Finished the first of five yesterday
October 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Taking a forced break (yarn out of stock) from the big crochet project to start on my Christmas hats. Finished the first of five yesterday
The face of a cat who definitely wasn’t attacking my folded laundry from underneath the blanket
October 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The face of a cat who definitely wasn’t attacking my folded laundry from underneath the blanket
I’d be more upset about the immediate theft of my seat when I stood up if she wasn’t so stinking cute
October 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I’d be more upset about the immediate theft of my seat when I stood up if she wasn’t so stinking cute
Now comes the fun part, joining all 99 squares together
September 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Now comes the fun part, joining all 99 squares together
And the final row is done!
September 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
And the final row is done!
We only got 30 onions this year, but there are some monstrously big ones. This is a medium one
September 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
We only got 30 onions this year, but there are some monstrously big ones. This is a medium one
We’re getting down to the end
September 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
We’re getting down to the end
Four more rows done!
August 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Four more rows done!
Dog sitting for a friend, and this dude has zero sense of personal space
June 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Dog sitting for a friend, and this dude has zero sense of personal space
Dingbat #1 has realized he can (mostly) still fit under the bathroom vanity to chase bugs. This is going to end up being annoying for me, I’m sure
June 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Dingbat #1 has realized he can (mostly) still fit under the bathroom vanity to chase bugs. This is going to end up being annoying for me, I’m sure
The rain let up enough for us to do a walk along False Creek before heading out. ❤️ you Vancouver
May 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The rain let up enough for us to do a walk along False Creek before heading out. ❤️ you Vancouver
Whoops, missed updating this thread. Next two rows done!
(turns out I need 9 squares per row)
(turns out I need 9 squares per row)
May 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Whoops, missed updating this thread. Next two rows done!
(turns out I need 9 squares per row)
(turns out I need 9 squares per row)
Most of the yarn for my next crochet project. More than enough to get started, anyway 😅
March 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Most of the yarn for my next crochet project. More than enough to get started, anyway 😅
Going into this completely unspoiled, so I have no idea what to expect. Let’s have some fun
January 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Going into this completely unspoiled, so I have no idea what to expect. Let’s have some fun
Snoozy shadow is feeling cuddly
January 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Snoozy shadow is feeling cuddly
Taking a break from my crochet projects to knit a toque with some yarn I’ve had stashed away. Forgot how much I like doing stranded colorwork
December 27, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Taking a break from my crochet projects to knit a toque with some yarn I’ve had stashed away. Forgot how much I like doing stranded colorwork
The weather is perfect for a Christmas walk along the river
December 25, 2024 at 8:19 PM
The weather is perfect for a Christmas walk along the river
Cats got new toys for Christmas that they are fully ignoring in favour of shredding some packing paper
December 25, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Cats got new toys for Christmas that they are fully ignoring in favour of shredding some packing paper
New crochet project. They’re supposed to look like hearts, which they kind of do?
November 19, 2024 at 5:01 PM
New crochet project. They’re supposed to look like hearts, which they kind of do?