Progressive Republican
@progressivegop.bsky.social
U.S. Army Veteran against Trump.
From the long-lost land of conservatism where it's not required to hate everyone and everything that doesn't look, love, or live like you.
Proud to be called a RINO by every red-hat wearing sycophant in America.
From the long-lost land of conservatism where it's not required to hate everyone and everything that doesn't look, love, or live like you.
Proud to be called a RINO by every red-hat wearing sycophant in America.
Wait a minute....
Does this mean Elon knew he was professing his undying love to someone he knew was a pedophile?
Does this mean Elon knew he was professing his undying love to someone he knew was a pedophile?
June 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Wait a minute....
Does this mean Elon knew he was professing his undying love to someone he knew was a pedophile?
Does this mean Elon knew he was professing his undying love to someone he knew was a pedophile?
What your face looks like after repeatedly and compulsively shoving your head up your own ass.
May 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
What your face looks like after repeatedly and compulsively shoving your head up your own ass.
This will get more and more true with each passing day of this clown car of an administration.
April 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This will get more and more true with each passing day of this clown car of an administration.
They are a high-speed, low drag, elite organization that goes by the code-name "Gravy Seals".
April 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
They are a high-speed, low drag, elite organization that goes by the code-name "Gravy Seals".
If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a fat, orange, corrupt duck.
April 10, 2025 at 11:16 AM
If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a fat, orange, corrupt duck.
I totally thought the red-hatted lemmings were absolutely against Drag Queen Story Hour.
I stand corrected.
I stand corrected.
April 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I totally thought the red-hatted lemmings were absolutely against Drag Queen Story Hour.
I stand corrected.
I stand corrected.
Silver linings:
April 7, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Silver linings:
The only silver lining this week is the fact that as I write this, Tesla is down another 14% for the week, and 45% this year alone.
So, even as my 401k hemorrhages, at least I can watch Nazi Elmo's riches burn to the ground.
So, even as my 401k hemorrhages, at least I can watch Nazi Elmo's riches burn to the ground.
April 7, 2025 at 7:49 AM
The only silver lining this week is the fact that as I write this, Tesla is down another 14% for the week, and 45% this year alone.
So, even as my 401k hemorrhages, at least I can watch Nazi Elmo's riches burn to the ground.
So, even as my 401k hemorrhages, at least I can watch Nazi Elmo's riches burn to the ground.
Crap, now even poorly made, low quality ties are 34% more.
April 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Crap, now even poorly made, low quality ties are 34% more.
Nazi sympathizer wear is now 34% more expensive.
April 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Nazi sympathizer wear is now 34% more expensive.
Yep. They've made hypocrisy an art form.
March 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Yep. They've made hypocrisy an art form.
You have to wonder if all the red-hatted lemmings still believe this shit.
I mean really, MAGA, how's it looking? How are those egg prices doing? Did all those "DAY ONE" promises come true?
Is the Ukraine war over? Are groceries cheaper?
Has the golden age begun?
I mean really, MAGA, how's it looking? How are those egg prices doing? Did all those "DAY ONE" promises come true?
Is the Ukraine war over? Are groceries cheaper?
Has the golden age begun?
March 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
You have to wonder if all the red-hatted lemmings still believe this shit.
I mean really, MAGA, how's it looking? How are those egg prices doing? Did all those "DAY ONE" promises come true?
Is the Ukraine war over? Are groceries cheaper?
Has the golden age begun?
I mean really, MAGA, how's it looking? How are those egg prices doing? Did all those "DAY ONE" promises come true?
Is the Ukraine war over? Are groceries cheaper?
Has the golden age begun?
"A little to the left, Elmo. That's it, that's it."
"Does that feel good, dear leader? Will you sell my cars for me?"
"Shut up and keep tugging. I like making J.D. watch."
"Does that feel good, dear leader? Will you sell my cars for me?"
"Shut up and keep tugging. I like making J.D. watch."
March 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"A little to the left, Elmo. That's it, that's it."
"Does that feel good, dear leader? Will you sell my cars for me?"
"Shut up and keep tugging. I like making J.D. watch."
"Does that feel good, dear leader? Will you sell my cars for me?"
"Shut up and keep tugging. I like making J.D. watch."
In case you thought for one second that Nazi Elmo wasn't in panic mode as he watches his paper fortune evaporate, here's a picture of the "script" he gave the orange politician he bought to hawk his Swasticars:
March 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
In case you thought for one second that Nazi Elmo wasn't in panic mode as he watches his paper fortune evaporate, here's a picture of the "script" he gave the orange politician he bought to hawk his Swasticars:
Let's do this!
March 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Let's do this!
kar·ma
/ˈkärmə/
noun: karma
(in Hinduism and Buddhism) the sum of a person's actions in this and previous states of existence.
destiny or fate, following as effect from cause.
"there's something highly satisfying when karma strikes"
/ˈkärmə/
noun: karma
(in Hinduism and Buddhism) the sum of a person's actions in this and previous states of existence.
destiny or fate, following as effect from cause.
"there's something highly satisfying when karma strikes"
March 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
kar·ma
/ˈkärmə/
noun: karma
(in Hinduism and Buddhism) the sum of a person's actions in this and previous states of existence.
destiny or fate, following as effect from cause.
"there's something highly satisfying when karma strikes"
/ˈkärmə/
noun: karma
(in Hinduism and Buddhism) the sum of a person's actions in this and previous states of existence.
destiny or fate, following as effect from cause.
"there's something highly satisfying when karma strikes"
Stephen Miller is like if Hermann Göring and WormTongue spawned a genetically inferior baby comprised of a spasmodically shouting, bullied kid whose prom date left with someone else, and he never, ever got over it.
February 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Stephen Miller is like if Hermann Göring and WormTongue spawned a genetically inferior baby comprised of a spasmodically shouting, bullied kid whose prom date left with someone else, and he never, ever got over it.
The American bar Association calls it like it is:
February 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The American bar Association calls it like it is:
This is really the only thing I'm looking forward to seeing at the Super Bowl:
February 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This is really the only thing I'm looking forward to seeing at the Super Bowl:
Let's not forget, MAGA boys & girls, that during Trump's last disastrous term, 92% of ALL the revenue generated by his idiotic tariffs went right back into the pockets of pissed off farmers to bail them out.
That's right, nearly all the $$$ generated has and will go to people he's screwing.
That's right, nearly all the $$$ generated has and will go to people he's screwing.
February 9, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Let's not forget, MAGA boys & girls, that during Trump's last disastrous term, 92% of ALL the revenue generated by his idiotic tariffs went right back into the pockets of pissed off farmers to bail them out.
That's right, nearly all the $$$ generated has and will go to people he's screwing.
That's right, nearly all the $$$ generated has and will go to people he's screwing.
So, this stooge thinks a judge doing his job and following the law is a "coup", yet MAGA scumbags breaking down the doors of the capital building, smearing shit on the walls, and beating on cops were just "peaceful tourists".
And half the country believes everything they say.
What a joke.
And half the country believes everything they say.
What a joke.
February 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
So, this stooge thinks a judge doing his job and following the law is a "coup", yet MAGA scumbags breaking down the doors of the capital building, smearing shit on the walls, and beating on cops were just "peaceful tourists".
And half the country believes everything they say.
What a joke.
And half the country believes everything they say.
What a joke.
Someone should tell Elon Musk that it's never a good idea to tell the hooker you paid so much for that you love him.
He doesn't love you, Nazi Elmo. He loves your wallet.
He doesn't love you, Nazi Elmo. He loves your wallet.
February 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Someone should tell Elon Musk that it's never a good idea to tell the hooker you paid so much for that you love him.
He doesn't love you, Nazi Elmo. He loves your wallet.
He doesn't love you, Nazi Elmo. He loves your wallet.