When we were young, our parents were very happy when they were holding our registry documents because that signifies the birth of a new soul.

Now, we are the grown ones holding their registry documents. But instead of making us happy, it's quite the opposite.

Mas tagos na tuloy sa akin ngayon 'yong Dance With My Father ni Luther Vandross.

Wait. What?

Random thought:

What did Italians put on pizza before tomatoes were brought to Europe?

Wala akong masabi, except sa ang hirap hanapin ng Blackwater na perfume. Para kang naghahanap ng fossils at kahit sa SM or Robinsons Supermarket nagkakaubusan din hahaha.

Like saka lang ako nakakabili n'on pag pumunta ako ng Tuguegarao tapos madalas pang out of stock.

Sobrang dali talagang ma-offend ni Lemon Mask. 🤣

White people should be sterilized.

Pag sa kabila ko ipinost ito ayaw ni Lemon Mask. 😂

Facebook comments: "Malamang wala talagang pasok. Linggo bukas eh."

Hello, hindi ba kayo aware na may mga college students na may Sunday classes?

And lalo na sa graduate school?

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Hoy Katrina Ponce Enrile. Yamang pera lang din naman ng taong bayan ang pera ninyo, ipamudmod mo na.

Mga magnanakaw kayo! Ninakaw ninyo ang kinabukasan namin!

I used to float, now I just fall down...

(Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow)

Today I learned that the "Meow Meow" song was a cover of Billie Eilish's "What Was I Made For."

This one actually feels like 2010s Twitter. Hehe.

Well, it's the same in the Philippines.