ChunkyLikeGuacamole
@proflongboobs.bsky.social
Like, in a good way?
Talking to my mom is like 1st gen AI. She doesn’t really listen just hears a keyword and starts in.
January 7, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Talking to my mom is like 1st gen AI. She doesn’t really listen just hears a keyword and starts in.
Just discovered Culinary Class Wars. It’s amazing. I am fan-girling out over here. I need a group to join. I need you all to know. 🏆🏆
January 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Just discovered Culinary Class Wars. It’s amazing. I am fan-girling out over here. I need a group to join. I need you all to know. 🏆🏆
If I’m 40 and I’ve given this rat-ass bf 10 years- that’s a quarter of my life?!?? Shit.
January 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
If I’m 40 and I’ve given this rat-ass bf 10 years- that’s a quarter of my life?!?? Shit.
RestingNotRotting ™️
December 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
RestingNotRotting ™️
What has happened to my old brain that watching the talking ducks on the Dawn commercial brings me such joy
December 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
What has happened to my old brain that watching the talking ducks on the Dawn commercial brings me such joy
How old am I? Well I wear long pendant necklaces now
December 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
How old am I? Well I wear long pendant necklaces now
Hot for Grantchester ❤️🔥
December 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Hot for Grantchester ❤️🔥
Asked my mom if I looked like a giant whale in our Xmas pics. She mumbled something about self care and to believe in yourself
😂😂🐳🐳🐳🐳
😂😂🐳🐳🐳🐳
December 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Asked my mom if I looked like a giant whale in our Xmas pics. She mumbled something about self care and to believe in yourself
😂😂🐳🐳🐳🐳
😂😂🐳🐳🐳🐳
Can you define “cute”?
December 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Can you define “cute”?
Put on pants today. Sucked.
December 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Put on pants today. Sucked.
Sleeping in til six, still having coffee and watching a hallmark murder mystery at 8am- the whole day ahead of you- MAGIC 💖
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Sleeping in til six, still having coffee and watching a hallmark murder mystery at 8am- the whole day ahead of you- MAGIC 💖
Just dinner and a cup of tea and bed is so good. I’m so thankful.
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Just dinner and a cup of tea and bed is so good. I’m so thankful.
I hate cruise control.
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I hate cruise control.
We need a kerchief that holds your glasses on your head.
Someone do that.
Someone do that.
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
We need a kerchief that holds your glasses on your head.
Someone do that.
Someone do that.
What level of relationship is Babe, come smell these farts- they’re crazy!
December 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
What level of relationship is Babe, come smell these farts- they’re crazy!
I’m going back to box dye and Supercuts. Who’s with me?
#itsridiculoushowmuchawomanshaircutcostsandiwontdoitanymore
#itsridiculoushowmuchawomanshaircutcostsandiwontdoitanymore
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I’m going back to box dye and Supercuts. Who’s with me?
#itsridiculoushowmuchawomanshaircutcostsandiwontdoitanymore
#itsridiculoushowmuchawomanshaircutcostsandiwontdoitanymore
Does the Az prime smile not look like a penis? I can’t be the first one to see this.
Oh and happy Thanksgiving everyone 🥔
Oh and happy Thanksgiving everyone 🥔
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Does the Az prime smile not look like a penis? I can’t be the first one to see this.
Oh and happy Thanksgiving everyone 🥔
Oh and happy Thanksgiving everyone 🥔
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I can haz cute things ?
November 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I can haz cute things ?
Reposted by ChunkyLikeGuacamole
15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.
I’m so sad for the Mariners loss. What an amazing ride it was to get there. Thinking of sending a lovely note to the team to thank them. 💛
October 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I’m so sad for the Mariners loss. What an amazing ride it was to get there. Thinking of sending a lovely note to the team to thank them. 💛
Bikinis called sinful by the pope after first introduced, mini skirts blamed for countless rapes, plenty of religious sects force women to wear dresses. When has menswear been so regulated?
Serious question.
Serious question.
October 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Bikinis called sinful by the pope after first introduced, mini skirts blamed for countless rapes, plenty of religious sects force women to wear dresses. When has menswear been so regulated?
Serious question.
Serious question.
We went to Costco, almost closing time and hit traffic and running late. We pull into lot and bf says don’t bother we’re not gonna make it- they’re lowering the door, obviously warning people. I say (faking optimism) you don’t know let’s try. I park and AM THE LAST PERSON ADMITTED.
Good lesson.
Good lesson.
October 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
We went to Costco, almost closing time and hit traffic and running late. We pull into lot and bf says don’t bother we’re not gonna make it- they’re lowering the door, obviously warning people. I say (faking optimism) you don’t know let’s try. I park and AM THE LAST PERSON ADMITTED.
Good lesson.
Good lesson.
Have I only been with men that want to harness my power? Sad.
October 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Have I only been with men that want to harness my power? Sad.
My new life begins at 45. I am a baby. I am learning everything.
October 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My new life begins at 45. I am a baby. I am learning everything.