Whatever a middle aged man fantasises his job would be, make it that. For whichever middle aged men you’re selling it to.

I’ve seen the John Lewis ad. They’re ravers now. Sean Connery’s Bond hated the Beatles.

it's so hard to not reply with a "well, duh. you fucking dipshit" to all of their posts.

fuck it. welcome to the party. we'll yell at you and deal with all of the shit that led us here after we win.

This story reminds me of the Welcome To Cleveland sign a jokester painted on the roof of his building near Milwaukee's airport.
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