Kelsey Johnson
@profkelsey.bsky.social
Mother, astrophysicist, educator, writer, artist, thinker about things. Views expressed are mine. Duh.
Procrastination takes may forms. Tonight as a service to the astronomical community I offer help with your JWST proposal titles.
#JWST 🧪🔭✨
#JWST 🧪🔭✨
October 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Procrastination takes may forms. Tonight as a service to the astronomical community I offer help with your JWST proposal titles.
#JWST 🧪🔭✨
#JWST 🧪🔭✨
<checks watch>
Yep, the year is 2025.
Yep, the year is 2025.
August 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
<checks watch>
Yep, the year is 2025.
Yep, the year is 2025.
Sharing a photo from the road today. A friend captioned it:
“Actual footage of university budget software trying to reimburse me for the $25 I spent on snacks for a group meeting.”
There is a meme in here somewhere.
“Actual footage of university budget software trying to reimburse me for the $25 I spent on snacks for a group meeting.”
There is a meme in here somewhere.
July 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Sharing a photo from the road today. A friend captioned it:
“Actual footage of university budget software trying to reimburse me for the $25 I spent on snacks for a group meeting.”
There is a meme in here somewhere.
“Actual footage of university budget software trying to reimburse me for the $25 I spent on snacks for a group meeting.”
There is a meme in here somewhere.
A triumph of human persistence and ingenuity: At the age of 35, the Hubble Space Telescope is more productive than ever. Wow.
(Courtesy of Dr. Jennifer Wiseman @aas.org).
🔭🧪✨
(Courtesy of Dr. Jennifer Wiseman @aas.org).
🔭🧪✨
June 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
A triumph of human persistence and ingenuity: At the age of 35, the Hubble Space Telescope is more productive than ever. Wow.
(Courtesy of Dr. Jennifer Wiseman @aas.org).
🔭🧪✨
(Courtesy of Dr. Jennifer Wiseman @aas.org).
🔭🧪✨
This is the content that keeps me from abandoning social media.
H/t @danielluopi.bsky.social
H/t @danielluopi.bsky.social
May 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
This is the content that keeps me from abandoning social media.
H/t @danielluopi.bsky.social
H/t @danielluopi.bsky.social
I’m not saying that a flight of coffee will fix everything, but throw in a chocolate croissant and we’ve created an oasis that makes anything seem possible.
☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️
☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️
May 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’m not saying that a flight of coffee will fix everything, but throw in a chocolate croissant and we’ve created an oasis that makes anything seem possible.
☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️
☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️
I can think of a long list of things that would do more for women. Like, oh I don’t know, maybe actually supporting women who don’t have millions of dollars to spend on going to space for a 10min joy ride. 🔭🧪
April 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I can think of a long list of things that would do more for women. Like, oh I don’t know, maybe actually supporting women who don’t have millions of dollars to spend on going to space for a 10min joy ride. 🔭🧪
Maybe he wants to move to El Salvador?
April 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Maybe he wants to move to El Salvador?
This should not be difficult to work into everyday conversation these days.
April 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This should not be difficult to work into everyday conversation these days.
The guilt cycle continues.
April 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The guilt cycle continues.
I ❤️ dictionaries junkies. And I am totally using this tomorrow. When I am inevitably late for something. @merriam-webster.com
April 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I ❤️ dictionaries junkies. And I am totally using this tomorrow. When I am inevitably late for something. @merriam-webster.com
I guess they’re having trouble selling it 🧐.
April 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I guess they’re having trouble selling it 🧐.
Boston area folks, I’d love to see you at this Harvard Science Book Talk next week. Where did the universe come from? What happens inside black holes? Are there other dimension? It’s all fair game at this event! 🔭🧪📚
Details here:
www.harvard.com/event/kelsey...
Details here:
www.harvard.com/event/kelsey...
March 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Boston area folks, I’d love to see you at this Harvard Science Book Talk next week. Where did the universe come from? What happens inside black holes? Are there other dimension? It’s all fair game at this event! 🔭🧪📚
Details here:
www.harvard.com/event/kelsey...
Details here:
www.harvard.com/event/kelsey...
I am very sorry to say we are now back in a location with a megalomaniac narcissist dictator, half of the population being cool with that, and no Aurora.
March 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I am very sorry to say we are now back in a location with a megalomaniac narcissist dictator, half of the population being cool with that, and no Aurora.
There are some things that seem like such inherently bad ideas that I marvel at the need for a sign. Swimming in frigid water with icebergs falls in that category for me.
March 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
There are some things that seem like such inherently bad ideas that I marvel at the need for a sign. Swimming in frigid water with icebergs falls in that category for me.
Yeah, so this happened in my town today. I’m adding this to my list of things that don’t make sense in the world right now.
March 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Yeah, so this happened in my town today. I’m adding this to my list of things that don’t make sense in the world right now.
My cats have a new album cover.
March 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
My cats have a new album cover.
I’ve been studying this vignette, which seems to capture an entire story in one frame. And seriously, in the history of mansplaining has there ever been a more condescending and mansplainy posture?
March 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I’ve been studying this vignette, which seems to capture an entire story in one frame. And seriously, in the history of mansplaining has there ever been a more condescending and mansplainy posture?