Jess Blankshain (sad girl autumn version)
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Jess Blankshain (sad girl autumn version)
@profjessblankshain.bsky.social
Associate professor, mom, triathlete, dog person, Swiftie. US foreign policy, civil-military relations, & bureaucratic politics. Personal views only. Posts before 9/23/23 are imports from the other place.
Somehow this seems to be primarily a milk chocolate problem. I can still stress eat Skittles and Nerds gummy clusters with the best of them.
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I'm building the botanical collection bonsai tree while I rewatch the episode of GBBO I feel asleep in the middle of last night. Read the room.
November 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Ok my initial reaction is that way too many of these stars have dance backgrounds
October 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
As I said, some of us were more worried about beating the rain than others 🤣
October 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I'm so sorry. It is always too soon for us even when it isn't for them.
October 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Did not account for the headphones allowing the (old man not at all sneaky) dog to sneak up on me
October 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM