I’m gonna kill you

They put cheese on my Double Whopper with no cheese! I'll be takin' a number two in the morning! Hold on, can I please be excused for a moment? The cheese already in my body, booty farting… (I farted…)

I'm in the drive-thru of Burger King. Man, they just gave me a Whopper Jr. with hella cheese! Made it a meal, so, yes, I got my drink. But why they gon' put cheese on everythin?!

Better stop playing and just give me all of my food! Either I pay you right now, or leave the drive-thru! Gave me the bag, and then I took a bite of my food. There's cheese in my mouth! (I'm gonna doodoo!)

And I'm getting hungry now, I know you heard that! Waiting for my onion rings, so I don't have to turn back. Burger King, don't play with me, y'all nuggets is so trash. Nuggets taste like rabbit nipples, why y'all even serve that?

So you got my lil' Whopper Jr.? (I didn't forget that)
And you got my double Whopper? (I didn't forget that)
What about my onion rings? (Hold on, you can sit back)
Burger King, they know me now, cheese, I don't want that.

All this cheese gonna make my booty drip-drip…I'm lactose intolerant, I don't sip milk…If I see the sight of cheese, I'ma trip-trip…I'ma sit on your toilet seat and doodoo then dip

Can I please get a double Whopper with no cheese? Can I please get a number two with a large drink? I got money, so I don't care how much it costs me. So just throw in some extra fries, don't make them salty!

NO HE ISNT KILL YOURSE

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