Professor Xenon
@professorxenon.bsky.social
Writer at Queuethulu Games, partner of @queuethulu.com and lover of video games.
I dont get a solid 45% of Q's lame dad jokes.
I dont get a solid 45% of Q's lame dad jokes.
No desktop in college. Adapted.
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
No desktop in college. Adapted.
2 enemies, 5 allies and self hit, but it downed Delita so fair trade.
October 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
2 enemies, 5 allies and self hit, but it downed Delita so fair trade.
*drops Ramuh on his own team to kill a chcobo hiding in the corner*
October 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
*drops Ramuh on his own team to kill a chcobo hiding in the corner*
Rogue had cookies and cream and it was amazing. Sneak has great flavors but they always retire them immediately and keep the underwhelming basic 2 in stock. Sadness.
September 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Rogue had cookies and cream and it was amazing. Sneak has great flavors but they always retire them immediately and keep the underwhelming basic 2 in stock. Sadness.
Ummm... sploosh?
June 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Ummm... sploosh?
It did work though! Flavor good too. We just may need to reduce the amount of water in bottle first. Or get used to you being wet.
June 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It did work though! Flavor good too. We just may need to reduce the amount of water in bottle first. Or get used to you being wet.
He usually retires from the field before h-bombs are punted back and forth.
June 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
He usually retires from the field before h-bombs are punted back and forth.
I do not know why he hates me so much. The agenda for both his personas is pretty reasonable but he doesn't care if I meet it. He wants blood.
June 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I do not know why he hates me so much. The agenda for both his personas is pretty reasonable but he doesn't care if I meet it. He wants blood.
Voidkissa/boykissa, bring me sonic bring me sonic?
June 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Voidkissa/boykissa, bring me sonic bring me sonic?
And then come my turn to help you, and I can't even cross the fog wall. Giant can hit me through it though, bc of course he can.
April 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
And then come my turn to help you, and I can't even cross the fog wall. Giant can hit me through it though, bc of course he can.
I called the name since sadly I did remember and we have strong associations with the nickname.
April 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I called the name since sadly I did remember and we have strong associations with the nickname.
Not much was working right.
April 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Not much was working right.
Fine wine, as you say.
February 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Fine wine, as you say.
Just one more turn.
February 7, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Just one more turn.
You thinking stylistic and impractical or understated?
January 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM
You thinking stylistic and impractical or understated?
Eh. I think some of those players ARE the parents... might explain the slow reflexes and the blind panic running in the face of danger.
January 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Eh. I think some of those players ARE the parents... might explain the slow reflexes and the blind panic running in the face of danger.
I get the Little Timmy factor but seeing some of these people... you can see the light leave my eyes as my character floats in their bubble and thinks about what led them to this dismal fate.
January 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I get the Little Timmy factor but seeing some of these people... you can see the light leave my eyes as my character floats in their bubble and thinks about what led them to this dismal fate.
