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Looks like someone is trying to do damage control before the Epstein photo dump happens.
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Looks like someone is trying to do damage control before the Epstein photo dump happens.
“Sorry to those of you who have discovered that I got caught for the things I have been caught. Hopefully I will not have to apologize or be held accountable for the things I have not yet been caught or held accountable for… And for those I did the things to… Welp! 🤷🏻♂️”
November 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
“Sorry to those of you who have discovered that I got caught for the things I have been caught. Hopefully I will not have to apologize or be held accountable for the things I have not yet been caught or held accountable for… And for those I did the things to… Welp! 🤷🏻♂️”
POINT: The DOJ is spearheaded by a petty, vindictive, felon president who is running a poor prosecution, seeking revenge, and focused on tarnishing the reputation of the former FBI director.
COUNTERPOINT: Shut up, piggy!
COUNTERPOINT: Shut up, piggy!
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
POINT: The DOJ is spearheaded by a petty, vindictive, felon president who is running a poor prosecution, seeking revenge, and focused on tarnishing the reputation of the former FBI director.
COUNTERPOINT: Shut up, piggy!
COUNTERPOINT: Shut up, piggy!
Sundowning on the Air Force One: A Memoir
donald trump is standing in front of a helicopter
ALT: donald trump is standing in front of a helicopter
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November 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Sundowning on the Air Force One: A Memoir
This is the bar.
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This is the bar.
“…NOW WHO WANTS TO BUY A WATCH?”
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
“…NOW WHO WANTS TO BUY A WATCH?”
It’s in times like this that I’m reminded of the Groucho Marx quote: I wouldn't want to belong to a club that would have Marjorie Taylor Greene as a member.
a black and white photo of a man with a fake mustache and glasses .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man with a fake mustache and glasses .
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November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It’s in times like this that I’m reminded of the Groucho Marx quote: I wouldn't want to belong to a club that would have Marjorie Taylor Greene as a member.
“Why do Dems love a lying, cheating, commie-loving, dead pedophile? So-so-soooo much they’re willing to sacrifice Americans’ healthcare for it?”
November 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
“Why do Dems love a lying, cheating, commie-loving, dead pedophile? So-so-soooo much they’re willing to sacrifice Americans’ healthcare for it?”
…10 bucks says millions of people get denied because the DOGE dicks messed stuff up.
ToTaLLy bY aCciDeNt!!!
ToTaLLy bY aCciDeNt!!!
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
…10 bucks says millions of people get denied because the DOGE dicks messed stuff up.
ToTaLLy bY aCciDeNt!!!
ToTaLLy bY aCciDeNt!!!
Bill “Bubba” Clinton? THAT Bill Clinton?
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Bill “Bubba” Clinton? THAT Bill Clinton?
And she came up with that idea all on her own.
Absolutely no one told her to do that.
🤔
Absolutely no one told her to do that.
🤔
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
And she came up with that idea all on her own.
Absolutely no one told her to do that.
🤔
Absolutely no one told her to do that.
🤔
Elon needs to go suck a dick!
Grok: Elon can suck his own dick with the elegance and grace of a mature 18th century matador (pure alpha). He charges forward and embraces the girth of his manhood and carpés his díem as if it were his very first like a bee deflowering rocks. (I don’t know bees.)
Grok: Elon can suck his own dick with the elegance and grace of a mature 18th century matador (pure alpha). He charges forward and embraces the girth of his manhood and carpés his díem as if it were his very first like a bee deflowering rocks. (I don’t know bees.)
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Elon needs to go suck a dick!
Grok: Elon can suck his own dick with the elegance and grace of a mature 18th century matador (pure alpha). He charges forward and embraces the girth of his manhood and carpés his díem as if it were his very first like a bee deflowering rocks. (I don’t know bees.)
Grok: Elon can suck his own dick with the elegance and grace of a mature 18th century matador (pure alpha). He charges forward and embraces the girth of his manhood and carpés his díem as if it were his very first like a bee deflowering rocks. (I don’t know bees.)
Emailing a random quote to sex-trafficker who gets me little girls: High importance
Taking two seconds to google who said the quote so I don’t look like a schmuck (on top of being a pedophile): Low, low, low, oh-man-soooooo low no-one-Will-ever-see-this importance
Taking two seconds to google who said the quote so I don’t look like a schmuck (on top of being a pedophile): Low, low, low, oh-man-soooooo low no-one-Will-ever-see-this importance
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Emailing a random quote to sex-trafficker who gets me little girls: High importance
Taking two seconds to google who said the quote so I don’t look like a schmuck (on top of being a pedophile): Low, low, low, oh-man-soooooo low no-one-Will-ever-see-this importance
Taking two seconds to google who said the quote so I don’t look like a schmuck (on top of being a pedophile): Low, low, low, oh-man-soooooo low no-one-Will-ever-see-this importance
Mr. President, we’re all here because we love you and care about you very much…
a woman sitting in a chair with the words " is this an intervention " on her face
ALT: a woman sitting in a chair with the words " is this an intervention " on her face
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November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Mr. President, we’re all here because we love you and care about you very much…
Translation:
a man says i 'm weak in front of a picture of daisy jones
ALT: a man says i 'm weak in front of a picture of daisy jones
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November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Translation:
“I mean… have you seen the strongly worded letters they’ve sent us? Umm… they’ve sat on stairs or something. And sometimes they talk for many hours! Democrats won’t let us govern!!!”
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
“I mean… have you seen the strongly worded letters they’ve sent us? Umm… they’ve sat on stairs or something. And sometimes they talk for many hours! Democrats won’t let us govern!!!”
I don’t know… he’s up there because he’s perfectly fine with the millions of us not being okay.
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I don’t know… he’s up there because he’s perfectly fine with the millions of us not being okay.
Bobby was like, “this is the perfect distraction for me to dump that moose carcass I have over in the Potomac.”
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Bobby was like, “this is the perfect distraction for me to dump that moose carcass I have over in the Potomac.”
We shouldn’t nominate people just because they win first place in ISS lookalike contests. That’s just not right.
November 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
We shouldn’t nominate people just because they win first place in ISS lookalike contests. That’s just not right.