Professor Plink
@professorplink.bsky.social
Atheist, counter-apologist, liberal, educator/broadcast journalist, comic book fan, Jedi-enthusiast, left-handed (means I must be sinister!!)
He/Him
youtube.com/@ProfessorPlink
He/Him
youtube.com/@ProfessorPlink
I would be like "How the hell did I get HERE? Which one of you MF'ers drugged me?!"
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I would be like "How the hell did I get HERE? Which one of you MF'ers drugged me?!"
They need to get some different books. Or even just read the ones that they have.
Or just...learn to read.
Or just...learn to read.
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
They need to get some different books. Or even just read the ones that they have.
Or just...learn to read.
Or just...learn to read.
It's all part of his plan, don'cha know.
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It's all part of his plan, don'cha know.
I'd say it's probably more about power and control than money, but hey...multiple reasons can exist.
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I'd say it's probably more about power and control than money, but hey...multiple reasons can exist.
Faith is the excuse people use when they have no good reason to believe in something.
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Faith is the excuse people use when they have no good reason to believe in something.
It's funny, but no way is that much of the bible true.
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
It's funny, but no way is that much of the bible true.
What is interesting is how theists generally don't believe in most of those things (or at least don't practice them).
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
What is interesting is how theists generally don't believe in most of those things (or at least don't practice them).
The real groomers are, and have always been, in the church.
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The real groomers are, and have always been, in the church.
It's really no wonder they are a collective of insufferable jackwagons.
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It's really no wonder they are a collective of insufferable jackwagons.
I'm getting a little tired of being nice to people who's idiocy is the root cause underlying every single problem in the modern world.
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I'm getting a little tired of being nice to people who's idiocy is the root cause underlying every single problem in the modern world.
To be fair, that would be hard to find, given that they never existed.
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
To be fair, that would be hard to find, given that they never existed.
AHH! There's a dead eyed shark man outside my window!
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
AHH! There's a dead eyed shark man outside my window!
I ran the numbers. It checks out.
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I ran the numbers. It checks out.
These people are out there. And they vote. And their vote counts just as much as a sane person's.
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
These people are out there. And they vote. And their vote counts just as much as a sane person's.
"Waah, I don't want to not exist! Tell me a comfy story about existing forever in happiness! Oh, but tell it to where all the people I don't like don't get to come!"
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
"Waah, I don't want to not exist! Tell me a comfy story about existing forever in happiness! Oh, but tell it to where all the people I don't like don't get to come!"
You don't say "I lost my cancer." You overcame it.
I overcame faith.
I overcame faith.
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
You don't say "I lost my cancer." You overcame it.
I overcame faith.
I overcame faith.
It's psychological abuse to do it to anyone. It's flat out child abuse when done to children.
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
It's psychological abuse to do it to anyone. It's flat out child abuse when done to children.
Don't threaten me with a good time!
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Don't threaten me with a good time!
Come on, guy! Focus!
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Come on, guy! Focus!
And god said, "Noah, you and your sons shall have children with your wives. And those children will be forced to bang their cousins to continue the human race. Rampant incest will be your goal. But...leave that part out when you write about all this."
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
And god said, "Noah, you and your sons shall have children with your wives. And those children will be forced to bang their cousins to continue the human race. Rampant incest will be your goal. But...leave that part out when you write about all this."
"That's a nice soul you've got there. It'd be a shame if something happened to it."
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
"That's a nice soul you've got there. It'd be a shame if something happened to it."
Thoughts and prayers.
November 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Thoughts and prayers.
Bigotry and religion go together like murder and...religion. Or like child abuse and religion. Or like oppression and religion.
November 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Bigotry and religion go together like murder and...religion. Or like child abuse and religion. Or like oppression and religion.
Also, he doesn't exist.
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Also, he doesn't exist.
Ken Hamm is proof of evolution because he's a better missing link than Bigfoot.
November 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Ken Hamm is proof of evolution because he's a better missing link than Bigfoot.