The Sharts of Narsil
@professorplague.bsky.social
Writer, creator, multimedia storyteller, performer, mutual aider, Dungeon Master for hire. Desert carny.
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Buy this album!
https://campsite.bio/bobbyjoeebola
Just got back from Facebook. It's not going great over there.
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Just got back from Facebook. It's not going great over there.
When he's right he's right
October 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
When he's right he's right
Despite the apparent controversy about the man’s legacy, I will always celebrate Columbo’s Day.
October 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Despite the apparent controversy about the man’s legacy, I will always celebrate Columbo’s Day.
Boy that cop sure sparked a bunch of fun memes. Twas a different time…
September 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Boy that cop sure sparked a bunch of fun memes. Twas a different time…
Get to know your neighbors. Make a plan for your Most Likely Disaster or Adventure. Whether that’s a hurricane, wildfire, zombie outbreak, or suddenly having to host 13 dwarves & a wizard who need help with something on short notice.
Bc some of you are not ready for your next adventure & it shows.
Bc some of you are not ready for your next adventure & it shows.
September 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Get to know your neighbors. Make a plan for your Most Likely Disaster or Adventure. Whether that’s a hurricane, wildfire, zombie outbreak, or suddenly having to host 13 dwarves & a wizard who need help with something on short notice.
Bc some of you are not ready for your next adventure & it shows.
Bc some of you are not ready for your next adventure & it shows.
I assume most of my followers have already encountered the phrase "stochastic terrorism". If not, here ya go. Prominent figures keep pouring fuel on the rhetorical fire and, without ever committing a crime, daring their followers to light it. In this way mere words pave the way for actions.
September 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I assume most of my followers have already encountered the phrase "stochastic terrorism". If not, here ya go. Prominent figures keep pouring fuel on the rhetorical fire and, without ever committing a crime, daring their followers to light it. In this way mere words pave the way for actions.
My Signal chats rn
July 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
My Signal chats rn
This wasn’t supposed to be an evergreen meme but here we are a year later
July 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This wasn’t supposed to be an evergreen meme but here we are a year later
I shall not kiss another girl until they bring back Listerated Pepsin Gum to make a lifeless and desolate wasteland of her mouth flora.
June 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I shall not kiss another girl until they bring back Listerated Pepsin Gum to make a lifeless and desolate wasteland of her mouth flora.
I just wanted to sit by the pool with my hotel day pass, drink a margarita and escape my worldly troubles by reading a book.
But it could be that Parable of the Talents was a poor choice of escapism.
But it could be that Parable of the Talents was a poor choice of escapism.
June 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I just wanted to sit by the pool with my hotel day pass, drink a margarita and escape my worldly troubles by reading a book.
But it could be that Parable of the Talents was a poor choice of escapism.
But it could be that Parable of the Talents was a poor choice of escapism.
Guess what year this list of grievances is from
June 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Guess what year this list of grievances is from
Last night of tour, and i spy a daily calendar on one of the tables in this venue.
June 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Last night of tour, and i spy a daily calendar on one of the tables in this venue.
Woke up to a real nice email today from the Kelley Blue Book people.
June 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Woke up to a real nice email today from the Kelley Blue Book people.
Latest music video, featuring collage animation by Inga Markström of Absurd Mirror. Also we’re on tour!
Check www.bobbyJoeebola.com for show info, advance tickets, and more videos!
Check www.bobbyJoeebola.com for show info, advance tickets, and more videos!
May 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Latest music video, featuring collage animation by Inga Markström of Absurd Mirror. Also we’re on tour!
Check www.bobbyJoeebola.com for show info, advance tickets, and more videos!
Check www.bobbyJoeebola.com for show info, advance tickets, and more videos!
Had a pretty good Memorial Day weekend. How was yours?
May 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Had a pretty good Memorial Day weekend. How was yours?
I love how much my boy loves broccoli. Gozer is an absolute fiend for them little trees
May 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I love how much my boy loves broccoli. Gozer is an absolute fiend for them little trees
(Sigh) They think body armor=guns and that the possibility of not immediately dying when someone shoots you= escalation.
I don’t expect everyone to agree with me, but I am not really sure where to find some terra firma of shared reality here.
I don’t expect everyone to agree with me, but I am not really sure where to find some terra firma of shared reality here.
May 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
(Sigh) They think body armor=guns and that the possibility of not immediately dying when someone shoots you= escalation.
I don’t expect everyone to agree with me, but I am not really sure where to find some terra firma of shared reality here.
I don’t expect everyone to agree with me, but I am not really sure where to find some terra firma of shared reality here.
HBD Cap’n Brown. Your soul goes marching on.
May 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
HBD Cap’n Brown. Your soul goes marching on.
It might be a hive of scum and villainy, but they know my name there.
#maythe4thbewithyou
#maythe4thbewithyou
May 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It might be a hive of scum and villainy, but they know my name there.
#maythe4thbewithyou
#maythe4thbewithyou
Me on my way to the employee restroom for the second time in 30 minutes.
Goal is to celebrate #MayDay with one extra-long bathroom break for each of the Haymarket Eight. And also by liberating some office supplies.
Goal is to celebrate #MayDay with one extra-long bathroom break for each of the Haymarket Eight. And also by liberating some office supplies.
May 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Me on my way to the employee restroom for the second time in 30 minutes.
Goal is to celebrate #MayDay with one extra-long bathroom break for each of the Haymarket Eight. And also by liberating some office supplies.
Goal is to celebrate #MayDay with one extra-long bathroom break for each of the Haymarket Eight. And also by liberating some office supplies.
With so much distressing news nowadays , you gotta try to look for the silver linings.
April 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
With so much distressing news nowadays , you gotta try to look for the silver linings.