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Middle age as a man is signified when you let go of your fragile masculinity and pee while sitting down to prevent having to clean up piss splatter off of yourself and bathroom walls
May 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Middle age as a man is signified when you let go of your fragile masculinity and pee while sitting down to prevent having to clean up piss splatter off of yourself and bathroom walls
I made one of the most classic blunders: check out of my hotel room before I had my morning bowel movement
May 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I made one of the most classic blunders: check out of my hotel room before I had my morning bowel movement
Just patiently waiting for Final Fantasy 7-3: Afterbirth to drop
April 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Just patiently waiting for Final Fantasy 7-3: Afterbirth to drop
It's 2025. How are people still falling for "you'll never guess what happens next" headlines?
March 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It's 2025. How are people still falling for "you'll never guess what happens next" headlines?
Accidentally swallowed a lemon seed. Looking forward to becoming a medical marvel in 3-5 years as a lemon tree sprouts out of my ass.
March 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Accidentally swallowed a lemon seed. Looking forward to becoming a medical marvel in 3-5 years as a lemon tree sprouts out of my ass.
If you have a "work spouse," you're fucking weird
February 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
If you have a "work spouse," you're fucking weird
Man, Google search has become so bad.
Why did we all abandon Ask Jeeves? Think about what we could still have!
Why did we all abandon Ask Jeeves? Think about what we could still have!
February 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Man, Google search has become so bad.
Why did we all abandon Ask Jeeves? Think about what we could still have!
Why did we all abandon Ask Jeeves? Think about what we could still have!
Our social media being made to automatically follow Trump and Vance is worse than the time iPhone users woke up and found a U2 album had automatically been downloaded to their phones
January 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Our social media being made to automatically follow Trump and Vance is worse than the time iPhone users woke up and found a U2 album had automatically been downloaded to their phones
I'm getting to the point in my musician journey where I go to practice with a band, we all play exactly what we mean to play near-perfectly, nail it, and leave satisfied. Progress feels great, man.
December 24, 2024 at 12:02 PM
I'm getting to the point in my musician journey where I go to practice with a band, we all play exactly what we mean to play near-perfectly, nail it, and leave satisfied. Progress feels great, man.
Every morning for as long as I can remember, I wake up with music stuck in my head. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
November 29, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Every morning for as long as I can remember, I wake up with music stuck in my head. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
Opeth's newest album is a perfect blend of past and present.
2024 keeps delivering excellent music.
2024 keeps delivering excellent music.
November 29, 2024 at 9:47 AM
Opeth's newest album is a perfect blend of past and present.
2024 keeps delivering excellent music.
2024 keeps delivering excellent music.
Not me patting myself on the back because I talked kindly to ChatGPT today so I don't feel like an absolute monster
November 29, 2024 at 7:55 AM
Not me patting myself on the back because I talked kindly to ChatGPT today so I don't feel like an absolute monster
Every time I use my pressure cooker, I am 10% convinced that it's the last as it will explode me across my apartment
November 28, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Every time I use my pressure cooker, I am 10% convinced that it's the last as it will explode me across my apartment
Shout out to Tom from Myspace for not participating in this oligarch fuckery that's happening in the US currently
November 28, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Shout out to Tom from Myspace for not participating in this oligarch fuckery that's happening in the US currently
That new Boldy James album tho 👀
November 28, 2024 at 12:47 AM
That new Boldy James album tho 👀
This year has been insanely good for music. Can't get over how many incredible albums dropped.
November 27, 2024 at 10:05 PM
This year has been insanely good for music. Can't get over how many incredible albums dropped.
So when are the Bell Riots gonna happen? We have one month left.
November 26, 2024 at 12:46 PM
So when are the Bell Riots gonna happen? We have one month left.
Arcane is easily the best show I've watched this year. Possibly in the last 5 years. What a moving finale.
November 26, 2024 at 11:05 AM
Arcane is easily the best show I've watched this year. Possibly in the last 5 years. What a moving finale.
I don't know how anyone hears David Gilmour's guitar playing and isn't immediately moved.
He is one of one.
He is one of one.
November 20, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I don't know how anyone hears David Gilmour's guitar playing and isn't immediately moved.
He is one of one.
He is one of one.