Professor Latency
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Ask Jeeves about the Lycos dog!
It's dignity! Don't you even know dignity when you see it?
December 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It's dignity! Don't you even know dignity when you see it?
“My arch nemesis”
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“My arch nemesis”
Happy thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Happy thanksgiving
Lighter design by Tetsuya Nomura
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Lighter design by Tetsuya Nomura
Luxurious hair Lightfoot, they call her. Many people are saying this.
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Luxurious hair Lightfoot, they call her. Many people are saying this.
And the surgeon? It will shock you
November 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
And the surgeon? It will shock you
Great, what do I win? Do I get to beat up Ken Bone for free?
October 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Great, what do I win? Do I get to beat up Ken Bone for free?
Attempt #6 of hitting up Swatch kiosks around the world and asking them about Swatch Internet Time
October 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Attempt #6 of hitting up Swatch kiosks around the world and asking them about Swatch Internet Time
I need these dumb bastards to remake this book cover
October 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I need these dumb bastards to remake this book cover
I’m risking my own life by doxxing this individual, but I found the person they interviewed in Portland
October 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I’m risking my own life by doxxing this individual, but I found the person they interviewed in Portland
friendly reminder to shove anyone you see that is like this into a locker
or give them an atomic wedgie
a swirlie
anything really
or give them an atomic wedgie
a swirlie
anything really
October 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
friendly reminder to shove anyone you see that is like this into a locker
or give them an atomic wedgie
a swirlie
anything really
or give them an atomic wedgie
a swirlie
anything really
Meanwhile, the dem leadership:
September 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Meanwhile, the dem leadership:
There is insane printing of the Moss Roberts translation of RoTK that runs like $600 dollars new that I've had the goal of owning for years.
September 15, 2025 at 10:44 AM
There is insane printing of the Moss Roberts translation of RoTK that runs like $600 dollars new that I've had the goal of owning for years.
Me and my family moved to Spain last week and I was ill prepared for Spanish television
January 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Me and my family moved to Spain last week and I was ill prepared for Spanish television
Looking forward to this ad infinitum. Because it always happens.
November 19, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Looking forward to this ad infinitum. Because it always happens.
This Jerk City panel resonates with me every day.
July 24, 2023 at 2:14 PM
This Jerk City panel resonates with me every day.
To be fair I’d forgotten it was a thing entirely until our kids started doing it to me and my wife. Now I just do this:
July 21, 2023 at 4:03 AM
To be fair I’d forgotten it was a thing entirely until our kids started doing it to me and my wife. Now I just do this: