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"...lead us not into Penn Station..."
overheard in my living room:
"oh. Kid Rock might be dating Lauren Boebert."
"oh. Kid Rock might be dating Lauren Boebert."
February 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
overheard in my living room:
"oh. Kid Rock might be dating Lauren Boebert."
"oh. Kid Rock might be dating Lauren Boebert."
sorry LOL I'm a few days late on the Daytona 500. but I do have some questions. like... when did we get Happy in the booth? has J-Mac aged at ALL? and what do you mean BEING OLD!
not to mention... Denny Hamlin's been racing for how long?! fuck now *I* feel old!
not to mention... Denny Hamlin's been racing for how long?! fuck now *I* feel old!
February 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
sorry LOL I'm a few days late on the Daytona 500. but I do have some questions. like... when did we get Happy in the booth? has J-Mac aged at ALL? and what do you mean BEING OLD!
not to mention... Denny Hamlin's been racing for how long?! fuck now *I* feel old!
not to mention... Denny Hamlin's been racing for how long?! fuck now *I* feel old!
my partner asked if I could take them to the airport. I said if I ever say no to that question it's because I'm being held hostage and forced to say so.
February 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
my partner asked if I could take them to the airport. I said if I ever say no to that question it's because I'm being held hostage and forced to say so.
holy shit, it's doing WHAT in Houston right now?? those people aren't equipped for really bitterly cold temperatures, let alone fucking SNOW, are they??
January 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
holy shit, it's doing WHAT in Houston right now?? those people aren't equipped for really bitterly cold temperatures, let alone fucking SNOW, are they??
so... Amtrak is partially owned and run by the federales. is it strange that I didn't know this? that I just assumed it wasn't? even with a name like that, a name I thought was just clever. I'm not kidding, I really didn't know that it was a government charter.
January 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
so... Amtrak is partially owned and run by the federales. is it strange that I didn't know this? that I just assumed it wasn't? even with a name like that, a name I thought was just clever. I'm not kidding, I really didn't know that it was a government charter.
I.... cannot believe I've slept on how much of a fucking hype song "Lose Yourself" really is.
January 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I.... cannot believe I've slept on how much of a fucking hype song "Lose Yourself" really is.
if Helio is being taken out of mothballs to race at Daytona, then certainly we can get Scummy to help JJ get there. all I'm sayin'.
January 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
if Helio is being taken out of mothballs to race at Daytona, then certainly we can get Scummy to help JJ get there. all I'm sayin'.
so I may or may not... okay, not even may. did.
I did not only finish the first draft of the first book of this here Unorthodox series, BUT! I've decided that it's going to need a THIRD book.
this is so new for me, I don't even know how to go about doing this... except to just keep writing!
I did not only finish the first draft of the first book of this here Unorthodox series, BUT! I've decided that it's going to need a THIRD book.
this is so new for me, I don't even know how to go about doing this... except to just keep writing!
January 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
so I may or may not... okay, not even may. did.
I did not only finish the first draft of the first book of this here Unorthodox series, BUT! I've decided that it's going to need a THIRD book.
this is so new for me, I don't even know how to go about doing this... except to just keep writing!
I did not only finish the first draft of the first book of this here Unorthodox series, BUT! I've decided that it's going to need a THIRD book.
this is so new for me, I don't even know how to go about doing this... except to just keep writing!
last day of 2024. holy shit, time really is an imaginary construct. feels like just yesterday I was living in my parents' basement, and now? heh, now I'm just getting ready to watch one of my favorite movies, "The Irony of Fate (Eldar's Version)", this evening.
December 31, 2024 at 7:47 PM
last day of 2024. holy shit, time really is an imaginary construct. feels like just yesterday I was living in my parents' basement, and now? heh, now I'm just getting ready to watch one of my favorite movies, "The Irony of Fate (Eldar's Version)", this evening.
okay, but... this is kind of the most accurate take of all time.
mine was Kasey Kahne. he was my favorite. I couldn't explain to you why (okay it was those gorgeous blue eyes, but it turned out he could drive, too!). the villain in my story? I hate saying it now, but it was Jimmie. and Scum, too.
mine was Kasey Kahne. he was my favorite. I couldn't explain to you why (okay it was those gorgeous blue eyes, but it turned out he could drive, too!). the villain in my story? I hate saying it now, but it was Jimmie. and Scum, too.
December 26, 2024 at 12:48 AM
okay, but... this is kind of the most accurate take of all time.
mine was Kasey Kahne. he was my favorite. I couldn't explain to you why (okay it was those gorgeous blue eyes, but it turned out he could drive, too!). the villain in my story? I hate saying it now, but it was Jimmie. and Scum, too.
mine was Kasey Kahne. he was my favorite. I couldn't explain to you why (okay it was those gorgeous blue eyes, but it turned out he could drive, too!). the villain in my story? I hate saying it now, but it was Jimmie. and Scum, too.
who’s my favorite Christmas character? the Bumpus Hounds!
December 25, 2024 at 12:57 AM
who’s my favorite Christmas character? the Bumpus Hounds!
*open Connections and sees pictures*
is… is this what we’re doing today? we’re choosing violence? I don’t mind, I just like to be prepared.
is… is this what we’re doing today? we’re choosing violence? I don’t mind, I just like to be prepared.
December 12, 2024 at 5:04 PM
*open Connections and sees pictures*
is… is this what we’re doing today? we’re choosing violence? I don’t mind, I just like to be prepared.
is… is this what we’re doing today? we’re choosing violence? I don’t mind, I just like to be prepared.
....whoa, I think the edible just hit.
December 11, 2024 at 11:55 PM
....whoa, I think the edible just hit.
ANOTHER lake effect event?? damn. okay, but... anyone in western New York who is a climate change denier, I need to see your work ASAP. this isn't normal, isn't it? I mean, a couple in a year, definitely. but... this early? it's not even officially winter yet!
December 11, 2024 at 12:26 AM
ANOTHER lake effect event?? damn. okay, but... anyone in western New York who is a climate change denier, I need to see your work ASAP. this isn't normal, isn't it? I mean, a couple in a year, definitely. but... this early? it's not even officially winter yet!
New Yorkers right now.
December 6, 2024 at 9:32 PM
New Yorkers right now.
HOW. can someone PLEASE! explain to this Avalanche fan how the Sabres FUCKING LOST THAT GAME LAST NIGHT!
December 4, 2024 at 10:55 PM
HOW. can someone PLEASE! explain to this Avalanche fan how the Sabres FUCKING LOST THAT GAME LAST NIGHT!
"so, if Scum's got a goatee, that means he's the evil twin, right?" - me, evaluating last night's dream
December 3, 2024 at 6:38 PM
"so, if Scum's got a goatee, that means he's the evil twin, right?" - me, evaluating last night's dream
is it just me, or does the BBC News jingle slap?
November 27, 2024 at 3:55 AM
is it just me, or does the BBC News jingle slap?
here’s some dopamine for you. enjoy!
Protective Mom 2 - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
November 26, 2024 at 5:35 PM
here’s some dopamine for you. enjoy!
also, can somebody PLEASE tell me why I keep having dreams about Kurt Busch being some kind of supernatural entity? this time he was pyrokinetic and not very happy.
November 24, 2024 at 1:47 AM
also, can somebody PLEASE tell me why I keep having dreams about Kurt Busch being some kind of supernatural entity? this time he was pyrokinetic and not very happy.
OH.... MY GOD. how am I JUST NOW! learning this shit about Vickers!?
November 22, 2024 at 4:25 AM
OH.... MY GOD. how am I JUST NOW! learning this shit about Vickers!?
that awkward moment when you realize you've just written a chapter that needs to be inserted not where you thought, but several chapters before. but on the plus side, now I get to go watch the Homestead race from 2003!
November 19, 2024 at 9:15 PM
that awkward moment when you realize you've just written a chapter that needs to be inserted not where you thought, but several chapters before. but on the plus side, now I get to go watch the Homestead race from 2003!
I don't know if this is the future or not. remember Mastodon? wasn't THAT supposed to be the future? I don't know. we'll see.
November 18, 2024 at 7:17 PM
I don't know if this is the future or not. remember Mastodon? wasn't THAT supposed to be the future? I don't know. we'll see.