ProfessorGascan
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ProfessorGascan
@professorgascan.bsky.social
I could have been a signpost
I could have been a clock
As simple as kettle, steady as rock
If you're a decent DIY'er and don't need the car for day to day, go for it. But if you send your cars to a mechanic to be fixed, I'd go Camry wagon. Not as cool I know, but much better factory/aftermarket support and reliability.
February 7, 2026 at 6:38 PM
It really depends. Major stuff yes, but there are A LOT of little things like plastic fittings and connectors that like to break when you so much as look at them. Control modules, trim and seals that dry out and go bad... all no longer available when you try and find them.
February 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Just be aware that VW/Audi are pretty terrible at parts support for their discontinued models.
February 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Do all teslas come with one of those orange handled window breaker/seatbelt cutter combos? If not, they should.

Or ya know... just don't buy a tesla.
February 7, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Nostalgia for a figment of your imagination? I mean, weed is legal and pretty strong these days. But not that strong.
February 7, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Tell me you're bought and sold without telling me you're bought and sold. Primary this donor money sponge.
February 7, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Smol bean real estate tycoons and vc firms... lol
February 6, 2026 at 10:48 PM
All the other shit that's happening and he takes the donor cock out of his mouth for something that hits him personally? It's all performative bullshit from bought and sold Dems. We all know he'll still vote to give him whatever he wants.
February 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Apparently you haven't stopped listening to the same consultants that told you what a great idea it would be to campaign with the Cheneys than with your own VP pick. JUST. GO. AWAY.
February 5, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Just Go Away
February 5, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Cautiously optimistic that we might get at least a few more interesting races this year.
February 5, 2026 at 12:50 AM
No you feckless moneysponge!!! What democrats want is a leader with a spine. JFC!!!! Resign and then retire you useless shitbag.
February 3, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Why do none of these toadie ass reporters ever ask a follow up question? If you have nothing to do with it why did you write 3 separate TS posts about it? You don't remember? Are you having trouble remembering things Mr. President? JFC
February 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Geez folks, isn't coffee expensive? Wow, the tone deafness here is almost unbelievable!!!

They are shooting your constituents in the streets and that's all you've got? Holy hell your brain has truly been poisoned with donor money.
January 31, 2026 at 10:11 PM
There's a reason they're called obscenely rich.
January 31, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Happy Birthday big guy!!!! Vigorous belly rubs all day!!!
January 30, 2026 at 10:09 PM
He's doing exactly what donors pay him to do. Money in, milquetoast message out.
January 30, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Radio squelch...We got'em boss. We've captured Le Tigre.
January 28, 2026 at 9:07 PM
They honestly look like members in a band
January 28, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Muad'Dib!!!
January 28, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Couldn't feel the wind direction on his thumb but when it's blowing him over entirely it can't be ignored.

Glad you could stop sucking donor dick for two seconds and say something useful. but actions speak louder than words chuck.
January 28, 2026 at 7:25 PM
You'd have thought there would be at least one cop in uniform there.
January 28, 2026 at 5:37 AM
They really are going full smoll bean. A lifetime of farming rightwing lobbyist money. This is exactly what you were paid handsomely to do, at least own it you fucking cowards.
January 28, 2026 at 5:28 AM
"He has the brain pan of a stagecoach tilter"
January 28, 2026 at 3:30 AM
100x this!!! He and everyone in the Bush administration should be in the Hague.
January 28, 2026 at 2:15 AM