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Professor G
@professorg.bsky.social
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Formerly KingsCowbothat. History professor. Alabama fan, Hawkeye stan. “Socrates realized he was the wisest man in Athens because he alone was prepared to admit his own ignorance.”
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You will be visited by three spirits
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Angry goose meme: Scene 1: “Who's building the houses??” Scene 2: “Who's building the houses Couch Fucker!?!?”
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Tweet reads: Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Tweet that reads: Thing Bad @Merman_Melville Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Image from Apocalypse Now with quote “I LOVE THE SMELL OF MUSTARD AND ONION IN THE MORNING”
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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This but replace “twitter” with “pundit brain”
Rat Burglar @toiletgun twitter is 90% someone imagining a guy, tricking themselves into believing that guy exists and then getting mad about it
November 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Two English bulldogs dressed in pumpkin costumes Two English bulldogs dressed in pumpkin costumes Two English bulldogs dressed in pumpkin costumes
November 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Made a donation to my local food bank today
Thank you for choosing to dedicate your recent donation to Donald Trump who's withholding SNAP.
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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“They attack him for everything”
Obama in the tan suit that caused the right to melt down for several days.
October 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Simple and straight to the point
Protest sign reading “Trump, You Bitch”
October 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Humanity contains multitudes @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social @bubbaprog.xyz
Skeet 1: katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynsk... • 38s multiple christmas commercials? let's gooooo Skeet 2: Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz • 44s NO WE ARE NOT DOING HOLIDAY ADS ON OCTOBER 13
October 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Gus, an English bulldog, sunbathing on the deck
October 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Tweet reading: “I... worked on this story for a year...and...he just...he tweeted it out.”
October 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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My message to Schumer, Jeffries, and every left leaning centrist/democratic strategist
September 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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SickosHahaYesDotMeme
September 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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This is what John C. Calhoun said in opposition to abolition in 1837. These people have just been recycling the same gutter racist arguments for 200 years.
“Be assured that emancipation itself would not satisfy these fanatics : that gained, the next step would be to raise the negroes to a social and political equality with the whites; and, that being effected, we would soon find the present condition of the two races reversed. They, and their Northern allies, would be the masters, and we the slaves; the condition of the white race in the British West India Islands, as bad as it is, would be happiness to ours; there the mother-country is interested in sustaining the supremacy of the European race.”
September 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Thinking about this description of people’s reaction to the Mongols (Tatars) for no reason whatsoever….
Another man related to me as follows: "I was going," said he, "with seventeen others along a road, and there met us a Tatar horseman, and bade us bind one another's arms. My companions began to do as he bade them, but I said to them, "He is but one man; wherefore, then, should we not kill him and flee?' They replied, 'We are afraid.' I said, 'This man intends to kill you immediately; let us therefore rather kill him, that perhaps God may deliver us.' But I swear by God that not one of them dared to do this, so I took a knife and slew him, and we fled and escaped.' And such occurrences were many.
September 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM