professorbreakfast.bsky.social
@professorbreakfast.bsky.social
Had a TikTok following for flipping pancakes, now I spend my time playing DnD and planning a wedding
Someone asked for Nigel Thornberry to start "smashing" adventurers
January 15, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Gross story time so stop reading if sweat bothers you!

I saw Mephiskapheles once with Streetlight Manifesto in Worcester. I bought a shirt both because Mephiskapheles fucks and because it's the sweatiest I have ever been. I could have wrung out my shirt snd filled a water bottle. Disgusting!
January 15, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Mephiskapheles??
January 15, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Damn! I'm pretty near Salem but stuck at work until 3:30 😭
January 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Mustard or Mrs White?
January 8, 2026 at 12:05 PM
(Yes and also the rest of the album)
January 6, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Same here, man. My favorite place, it's amazing how Disney World can feel like home.
December 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
What the fucking fuck??
December 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I misread the instructions, now the rest of me is fatter too
December 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It fuckin slaps tbh
December 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Reposted
Y'all should watch this and then sign up for Dropout anyway (if it's within your means), both to watch the other stuff Hank has done with them and because it's great.
December 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Best part of this post is where the person is like "I'm actively doing my best to harm your source of income". Fuckin dweeb, fuck off with that AI bullshit
December 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Loved that dude in standard
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM