sam 🏳️🌈🏴☠️🍉
@professionalthey.bsky.social
30 | los angeles | libra | 🔞 | you may have known me as pro_they on the bird site | here to love pirates and hate the government
God we can't have ANYTHING 😭
September 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
God we can't have ANYTHING 😭
This aired in 2019 and was relevant long before then 🫠
April 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This aired in 2019 and was relevant long before then 🫠
It's raining in LA and I'm missing San Francisco in the sunshine
March 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It's raining in LA and I'm missing San Francisco in the sunshine
9 years ago I cried during True Trans Soul Rebel and finally realized that wasn't a very cis thing to do. Happy tranniversary to meeee
February 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
9 years ago I cried during True Trans Soul Rebel and finally realized that wasn't a very cis thing to do. Happy tranniversary to meeee
JIM DRESSED AS A PRIEST
February 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
JIM DRESSED AS A PRIEST
post 4 of your fav Black fictional characters
This was so hard to narrow down 🥲
This was so hard to narrow down 🥲
February 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
post 4 of your fav Black fictional characters
This was so hard to narrow down 🥲
This was so hard to narrow down 🥲
Everything is terrible except for this cat, who wants to play with my strings but is just too sleepy
February 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Everything is terrible except for this cat, who wants to play with my strings but is just too sleepy
World's softest baby 🥹
February 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
World's softest baby 🥹
I'm pretty sure we sold the top half of that at the Junior High fire relief sale 😂
January 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I'm pretty sure we sold the top half of that at the Junior High fire relief sale 😂
Reposting with alt text
January 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Reposting with alt text
Me: Overdoes it on Sunday trying to help with relief efforts
Me: Has to take Monday off work to recover from overdoing it on Sunday
Me: "It's Tuesday now, wouldn't it be a great idea to move some furniture around?"
Me: Has to take Monday off work to recover from overdoing it on Sunday
Me: "It's Tuesday now, wouldn't it be a great idea to move some furniture around?"
January 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Me: Overdoes it on Sunday trying to help with relief efforts
Me: Has to take Monday off work to recover from overdoing it on Sunday
Me: "It's Tuesday now, wouldn't it be a great idea to move some furniture around?"
Me: Has to take Monday off work to recover from overdoing it on Sunday
Me: "It's Tuesday now, wouldn't it be a great idea to move some furniture around?"
A collection of haikus about the LA fires
![Discord post from a bot named shrek:
So far no one we
know has had to evacuate,
hoping that stays true 🤞🏻
- sam [pirate baby]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fdeoccbmu5ww25phln325d2e/bafkreiewausubbsnjoj6cdw2la6vem7h7ebrn5q725nw47yepntaemrlay@jpeg)
![Discord post from a bot named shrek:
the mountains threw me
off more than anything too
when we first got here
- sam [pirate baby]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fdeoccbmu5ww25phln325d2e/bafkreiftnhr6x66azakjp6i7dn7d2snbpsbbavftr2tpaz4nydhlcvxgjy@jpeg)
![Discord post from a bot named shrek:
The sun is starting
to come out but the smoke is
making it look red
- sam [pirate baby]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fdeoccbmu5ww25phln325d2e/bafkreiezfryotr4hyemtpfzuktq7ccfyhtl3y7edzdfkov6bjzsuhp32qm@jpeg)
![Discord post from a bot named shrek:
New fire alert ✨️
his name is Freddy (small and
very far from us)
- sam [pirate baby]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fdeoccbmu5ww25phln325d2e/bafkreifdaabgcqz2zflz2hrcbaffivtunfaqjadoz3lg3iso42c5pbvjsu@jpeg)
January 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
A collection of haikus about the LA fires
Do you have autoplay turned off?
December 21, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Do you have autoplay turned off?
I technically have 2 OFMD tattoos now. This is Snedward
December 14, 2024 at 12:54 AM
I technically have 2 OFMD tattoos now. This is Snedward
Chappell Roan detransitioned me with Femininomenon
December 4, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Chappell Roan detransitioned me with Femininomenon
Yes, I'm a religious person of deep, unshakable conviction and faith. I believe in the Holy Trinity.
December 2, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Yes, I'm a religious person of deep, unshakable conviction and faith. I believe in the Holy Trinity.
Who’s your favorite Pokémon of each type? 🍃🔥💧
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November 29, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Who’s your favorite Pokémon of each type? 🍃🔥💧
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