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professionalbum.bsky.social
The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis
@professionalbum.bsky.social
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Berkeley gutterpunk turned Graybeard anarcho-socialist.

Don't cite the deep shitposts to me, I was there when they were written.

He/Him, Trans Rights, ACAB.
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@democrats.org

/Loudly bangs on this meme with a copy of the Constitution until you pay fucking attention.
Bugs Bunny, dapper in a tuxedo, saying 'I wish all Democrats a very conceding to conservatives' every fucking whim is why we're in fascism'
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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A frog standing up to fascists, the caption is in green print, saying 'better man have tried.'
October 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
professionalbum.bsky.social
The Continental United States, outlining an american flag, with superimposed text 'this is not a place of honor.'
September 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
professionalbum.bsky.social
Without fail:
A 2-part meme. Phase 1 shows a little child with a boot against his head, captioned 'conservative woes'. Phase 2 shows the boot still against the child's head, but the child puts it there himself, captioned 'Conservative voting records'.
September 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
professionalbum.bsky.social
Say the line Bart FBI hat 'we were previously aware of the shooter'
September 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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angry goose asking what kind of response
September 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
professionalbum.bsky.social
A parody of the Gadsden flag, with the silhouette of a cat. The captions is 'I'll mock whomever I damned well please'.
September 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
professionalbum.bsky.social
A goose chasing someone, the captions are 'what opinions? What opinions are you being silenced over, Glinner?'.
September 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
professionalbum.bsky.social
There's a reason for that...
a map of the US superimposed with 'This is not a place of honor'.
September 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
professionalbum.bsky.social
Good plan.
The outline of the 48 contiguous US states, with an American flag in the background. A superimposed text says 'This is not a place of honor'.
September 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
professionalbum.bsky.social
Every fucking day.
A future city with the caption 'this could be us but billionaires exist'.
September 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
professionalbum.bsky.social
The Call the Ambulance meme, with the Ukraine flag, the Russian Flag, and the pistol replaced with a cartoon flamingo.
August 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
professionalbum.bsky.social
Hey, if #Kroger wants to stop their shoplifting problem, maybe don't charge 5 hours of minimum wage labor for a flat of chicken.

It's time to break up all the monopolies.
A flat of chicken breast costing USD$35.
August 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
professionalbum.bsky.social
Never have I seen a more accurate representation of the dynamics between conservative and progressive states...
A rusted 1950s styled car on the back of a tow truck. The rusted car is labeled 'red states' and the tow truck is labeled 'blue states'. The rusted truck is loudly declaring 'Librils are destroying our country!'.
August 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
professionalbum.bsky.social
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

(I'm aces.)
The cast of Star Trek, Strange New Worlds.
August 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
professionalbum.bsky.social
My meme is evergreen.
Conservative woes and conservative voting records.
August 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
professionalbum.bsky.social
Holy cow how much alt text does Bsky let you pack in?
The alt text of the pick above. It's a journey worthy of Sam and Frodo.
August 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
professionalbum.bsky.social
No cheating, your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
Sam Jackson, legend.
August 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
professionalbum.bsky.social
Exactly the kind of person getting sidelined.

Eat pant.
A sidelined sad boy sad he's sidelined.
August 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
professionalbum.bsky.social
I've seen this one before...
Xiran Jay Zhao dressed as Maximilian Robespierre, the caption is 'Doesnt that just get you in the... Mood?'.
July 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
professionalbum.bsky.social
Anyone else get the feeling the clock is ticking for Jared Kushner?
The 'Make Some Noise' comedy show prompt 'A 1930s femme fatal hiring a pi to investigate the death of their husband (who definitely murdered their husband)'.
July 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
professionalbum.bsky.social
Brooklyn 99 cool motive meme cool goal post move, still transphobia
July 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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The Robot Elders saying 'Show us the killing skills that have made you a media darling.'.
July 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
professionalbum.bsky.social
Someone in an online space said you're not supposed to #kitbash #40k models.

This was my response:
Brad Pitt as Achilles saying 'that's why no one will remember your name.'.
July 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM