Mr. Wapojif
@professional-moron.bsky.social
Manchester (UK) blogger, satirist, and writer. Addicted to absurdity, angles, cats, culture, F1, daft humour, tea, hamsters etc. Autistic as all hell. 🍵🌈🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚🟨
Editor of a stupid satire thing: https://professionalmoron.com/
Editor of a stupid satire thing: https://professionalmoron.com/
Bought this thing. 🐔🟨
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Bought this thing. 🐔🟨
Loved this, thank you @thunderlotusgames.com! Beautiful music and venue.
October 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Loved this, thank you @thunderlotusgames.com! Beautiful music and venue.
Incredible artistic achievements in DROME by @jesselonergan.bsky.social. 300 pages of it! Amazing stuff (thanks @okcomics.bsky.social!) 🙌
October 16, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Incredible artistic achievements in DROME by @jesselonergan.bsky.social. 300 pages of it! Amazing stuff (thanks @okcomics.bsky.social!) 🙌
Ooh! They’ve used my cat Susan.
October 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Ooh! They’ve used my cat Susan.
Already got me glorious 2026 calendar 🎨
October 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Already got me glorious 2026 calendar 🎨
Designed this in Canva and more proud of it than I probably should be. (CONTEXT: "O'reet" is how Lancashire folk say "Are you of upstanding order, fine sir/madam?") 🐬
July 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Designed this in Canva and more proud of it than I probably should be. (CONTEXT: "O'reet" is how Lancashire folk say "Are you of upstanding order, fine sir/madam?") 🐬
Burger Toad in Bumble V is my main. Holla if you fancy a race - altho I am one of those evil SOBs who fires shells back on the finish line. 🍔
July 31, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Burger Toad in Bumble V is my main. Holla if you fancy a race - altho I am one of those evil SOBs who fires shells back on the finish line. 🍔
It is fantastic, I’m addicted to online Knockout mode - it’s tough to win but as Peppy Hare would chirrup: Never give up! Trust you’re instincts!! (delib your error cos I reckon Peppy Hare’s grammar would suck)
July 31, 2025 at 7:10 AM
It is fantastic, I’m addicted to online Knockout mode - it’s tough to win but as Peppy Hare would chirrup: Never give up! Trust you’re instincts!! (delib your error cos I reckon Peppy Hare’s grammar would suck)
My friend’s daughter is obsessed with this one. Also, the plural for goose is gooses - true story.
July 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM
My friend’s daughter is obsessed with this one. Also, the plural for goose is gooses - true story.
Better than Mario Kart 64 and I am
200% correct oh yes I am. Also Timber’s eyes are fun, look at this little guy.
200% correct oh yes I am. Also Timber’s eyes are fun, look at this little guy.
July 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Better than Mario Kart 64 and I am
200% correct oh yes I am. Also Timber’s eyes are fun, look at this little guy.
200% correct oh yes I am. Also Timber’s eyes are fun, look at this little guy.
I knew it! Tsk. 🤬
Also, kudos to this guy who spent his working days standing in a toilet cubicle with a gun. Life goals.
Also, kudos to this guy who spent his working days standing in a toilet cubicle with a gun. Life goals.
July 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I knew it! Tsk. 🤬
Also, kudos to this guy who spent his working days standing in a toilet cubicle with a gun. Life goals.
Also, kudos to this guy who spent his working days standing in a toilet cubicle with a gun. Life goals.
Thanks! Here’s another.
July 17, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Thanks! Here’s another.
My cat is called Susan, this dog is an imposter!!
July 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My cat is called Susan, this dog is an imposter!!
Effin’ epic first online Knockout mode win, right on the ruddy line. This game is awesome. 🙌
July 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Effin’ epic first online Knockout mode win, right on the ruddy line. This game is awesome. 🙌
Still lots of love for it. 🪱
July 3, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Still lots of love for it. 🪱
My cat enjoying ruining my lovely art zone. 🖼️ 🐈⬛
July 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
My cat enjoying ruining my lovely art zone. 🖼️ 🐈⬛
Glorious #MarioKartWorld shot here with Burger Toad and a sunset.
July 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Glorious #MarioKartWorld shot here with Burger Toad and a sunset.
Spiritfarer’s menu screen is always glorious (sound on). 🌊
June 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Spiritfarer’s menu screen is always glorious (sound on). 🌊
Fell in love with it in 2017, a magical experience. The Switch 2 version has a fantabulous upgrade, too. 🥰
June 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Fell in love with it in 2017, a magical experience. The Switch 2 version has a fantabulous upgrade, too. 🥰
Closer amiibo look!
June 21, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Closer amiibo look!
Always loved Midna.
June 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Always loved Midna.
She’s a fine lassie. That’s her fave box. 📦
June 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
She’s a fine lassie. That’s her fave box. 📦
I’m just going to keep sending these until you get sick of me 😬
June 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I’m just going to keep sending these until you get sick of me 😬
Omg! New MK World main - Burger Toad in Bumble Bee. 🐝 🍄 #MarioKartWorld
June 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Omg! New MK World main - Burger Toad in Bumble Bee. 🐝 🍄 #MarioKartWorld