Professional Ferret
@proferret.bsky.social
Male, Bi, 29. Furry trash. I play video games sometimes I guess.
Pinned
Finally got a ref sheet of mah boi.
Thanks to @artbyyellowdog.bsky.social
Thanks to @artbyyellowdog.bsky.social
Wine
Boyfriend
Pussy
🤔
Boyfriend
Pussy
🤔
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Wine
Boyfriend
Pussy
🤔
Boyfriend
Pussy
🤔
Half Life 3 will be released on March 3, 2033.
3/3/33.
3/3/33.
November 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Half Life 3 will be released on March 3, 2033.
3/3/33.
3/3/33.
So they’re gonna ban hemp. I really hate getting political but holy shit we need age limits in government or something. Fuck I hate old people.
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
So they’re gonna ban hemp. I really hate getting political but holy shit we need age limits in government or something. Fuck I hate old people.
69 will always be the funny number to me.
November 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
69 will always be the funny number to me.
Strange desire to try buying a lottery ticket today.
October 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Strange desire to try buying a lottery ticket today.
God I hope tamers never discovers ai
October 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
God I hope tamers never discovers ai
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Reposted by Professional Ferret
Felix and Shawna enjoying their last day of vacation in the nude.
Commission for proferret
Commission for proferret
September 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Felix and Shawna enjoying their last day of vacation in the nude.
Commission for proferret
Commission for proferret
One year away from boomer status.
September 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
One year away from boomer status.
Damn, I still never played Hollow Knight
September 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Damn, I still never played Hollow Knight
Kind of feel like getting back into Atari collecting
August 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Kind of feel like getting back into Atari collecting
Just heard someone describe Quake as "if Doom and Runescape had a baby".
Damn.
Damn.
July 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Just heard someone describe Quake as "if Doom and Runescape had a baby".
Damn.
Damn.
idk look at my butt
July 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
idk look at my butt
So that new Mafia game that’s coming out. The one set in Italy. Doesn’t have Italian audio.
Nice.
Nice.
July 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
So that new Mafia game that’s coming out. The one set in Italy. Doesn’t have Italian audio.
Nice.
Nice.
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July 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
July 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Felix and Shauna, two old OC’s of mine that I’ve been kind of neglecting for a while.
Old art (2022) once again by @artbyyellowdog.neocities.org
(reuploading because idk what happened to the image quality last time)
Old art (2022) once again by @artbyyellowdog.neocities.org
(reuploading because idk what happened to the image quality last time)
June 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Felix and Shauna, two old OC’s of mine that I’ve been kind of neglecting for a while.
Old art (2022) once again by @artbyyellowdog.neocities.org
(reuploading because idk what happened to the image quality last time)
Old art (2022) once again by @artbyyellowdog.neocities.org
(reuploading because idk what happened to the image quality last time)
Reposted by Professional Ferret
happy switch 2 release day
June 4, 2025 at 9:47 AM
happy switch 2 release day
I’ll wait until it’s like $10, no way am I paying $25 lmao
June 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I’ll wait until it’s like $10, no way am I paying $25 lmao
I got to work during all these game events 😭
June 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I got to work during all these game events 😭
If you insist on driving a Dodge Charger and you're not a cop, can you at least pick a color that isn't grayscale? Thank you.
June 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If you insist on driving a Dodge Charger and you're not a cop, can you at least pick a color that isn't grayscale? Thank you.
Remembering that time I bought an old iPod on eBay that had Blink 182’s “Fuck a Dog” preinstalled on it.
And it was listed as a Ween song for some reason.
And it was listed as a Ween song for some reason.
May 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Remembering that time I bought an old iPod on eBay that had Blink 182’s “Fuck a Dog” preinstalled on it.
And it was listed as a Ween song for some reason.
And it was listed as a Ween song for some reason.
Listening to the radio on the drive home:
“Some people say that rock is dead. They clearly don’t listen to [this station].”
*plays a song from 1994*
“Some people say that rock is dead. They clearly don’t listen to [this station].”
*plays a song from 1994*
May 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Listening to the radio on the drive home:
“Some people say that rock is dead. They clearly don’t listen to [this station].”
*plays a song from 1994*
“Some people say that rock is dead. They clearly don’t listen to [this station].”
*plays a song from 1994*
Rainfurrest was ten years ago?
May 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Rainfurrest was ten years ago?
I have become hooked on that show Mayday, the one that documents all the plane crashes. Crazy how even the tiniest mistake can turn those things into fiery death machines.
May 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I have become hooked on that show Mayday, the one that documents all the plane crashes. Crazy how even the tiniest mistake can turn those things into fiery death machines.