WAIT A MINUTE… ”PRE-K”? I thought this was maybe fourth grade or something. You’re writing off the possibility of emotional growth of your child at five years old?

That’s it. No more internet for me today, I’ve hit my quota. 🤬

“Ignore it”… Jesus wept, people.

People will not, in fact, put up with many things if you are good with math. Signed, any neurodivergent person good with math.

Plus, holy shit, parenting protip: An adult who’s an asshole is just an asshole, but when a child is acting out, that’s something you should try to help with.

I‘m in Snohomish, so all I can do is cheer from the sidelines.

“This man knows no beauty and his whole world has devolved into fights on the Internet.”

Man: “Liar. I will fight you on the Internet.”

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Too ethnic for Fart Blossom. Cuomo’s a name that would only play well in one of Texas’ more cosmopolitan towns like Bug Tussle.

“Anybody know if this guy has a daughter we can kidnap?”