Professor Adam
@profadam.bsky.social
Award-winning journalist and comic book writer who spends his free time teaching. Performer, Professor, Public Relations, Polymath. If you've got an ear, I'll talk it off.
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Professor Adam
@profadam.bsky.social
· Jan 29
Station ID for new stalkers: I'm Prof Adam Simon. I write fluff journalism, transgressive fiction, and anthology comics for charity. I teach LLM, Eng Lit, ESOL, and substitute. I perform vaudeville and do public relations for charities.
My pronouns are he/him and I identify as a problem.
My pronouns are he/him and I identify as a problem.
@jamesgunn.bsky.social Jimmy baby, is there an official new Supes costume somewhere so I can wear it to the premiere?
June 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social Jimmy baby, is there an official new Supes costume somewhere so I can wear it to the premiere?
I saw Lush selling non pressurized body spray for $40 and I was like "I bet I can make that."
June 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I saw Lush selling non pressurized body spray for $40 and I was like "I bet I can make that."
#DungeonsAndDragons question: How much gp would be appropriate to pull this off? I think if the town is under 500 people, probably 25gp is overpaying to the point of no questions asked.
June 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
#DungeonsAndDragons question: How much gp would be appropriate to pull this off? I think if the town is under 500 people, probably 25gp is overpaying to the point of no questions asked.
"What's the point in them being happy if they're going to be sad later? And the answer is, because they're going to be sad later." - 11th Dr Who
June 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"What's the point in them being happy if they're going to be sad later? And the answer is, because they're going to be sad later." - 11th Dr Who
Dear #DCcomics maybe you can help. When a woman asks how tall I am, is that with or without my power suit on? Just trying to be accurate. I'm either 5'10" or 6'3".
Lex's suit for reference, not mine.
Lex's suit for reference, not mine.
June 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Dear #DCcomics maybe you can help. When a woman asks how tall I am, is that with or without my power suit on? Just trying to be accurate. I'm either 5'10" or 6'3".
Lex's suit for reference, not mine.
Lex's suit for reference, not mine.
Sometimes I randomly like to remember the time Al Roker (after he lost all this weight on TV) said he liked to weigh himself at the start and end of every day and the "weight loss expert" on the show told him "Oh, you shouldn't do that. You won't lose any weight like that." And he held his tongue.
June 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Sometimes I randomly like to remember the time Al Roker (after he lost all this weight on TV) said he liked to weigh himself at the start and end of every day and the "weight loss expert" on the show told him "Oh, you shouldn't do that. You won't lose any weight like that." And he held his tongue.
I have two favorite action subgenres and I never expected a single movie to be in both but Novacaine actually had a wuss fighting for 90 minutes straight with a creative bloodbath.
May 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I have two favorite action subgenres and I never expected a single movie to be in both but Novacaine actually had a wuss fighting for 90 minutes straight with a creative bloodbath.
Me, opening a portal to the DLC map of Kokomo once I complete the quest to visit all the other locations in the song:
May 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Me, opening a portal to the DLC map of Kokomo once I complete the quest to visit all the other locations in the song:
1 year anniversary of sleep!
Weird flex, but after the paralysis I actually didn't sleep from 2019 to 2024. I just passed out from pain or painkillers. For the last year though, my pain has been low enough that I can sleep.
You have no idea how weird it is not to sleep for five years.
Weird flex, but after the paralysis I actually didn't sleep from 2019 to 2024. I just passed out from pain or painkillers. For the last year though, my pain has been low enough that I can sleep.
You have no idea how weird it is not to sleep for five years.
May 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
1 year anniversary of sleep!
Weird flex, but after the paralysis I actually didn't sleep from 2019 to 2024. I just passed out from pain or painkillers. For the last year though, my pain has been low enough that I can sleep.
You have no idea how weird it is not to sleep for five years.
Weird flex, but after the paralysis I actually didn't sleep from 2019 to 2024. I just passed out from pain or painkillers. For the last year though, my pain has been low enough that I can sleep.
You have no idea how weird it is not to sleep for five years.
36 years later and I still think of this any time I sit in a beach chair
May 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
36 years later and I still think of this any time I sit in a beach chair
Just found dessert frangrances. I think I want to smell like blueberry pie. Maybe creme brulee. Want strawberry muffin on a woman.
May 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Just found dessert frangrances. I think I want to smell like blueberry pie. Maybe creme brulee. Want strawberry muffin on a woman.
Good morning, sinners
May 26, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Good morning, sinners
The Studio is the ultimate show for overanalyzing film nerds like me. You aren't even watching the show, you are watching the choices they make in the production. They CHOSE every difficult choice in how to shoot every scene.
May 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The Studio is the ultimate show for overanalyzing film nerds like me. You aren't even watching the show, you are watching the choices they make in the production. They CHOSE every difficult choice in how to shoot every scene.
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I think there's a good case that Bonnie Parker of Bonnie and Clyde was the first Instagram girlie.
May 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I think there's a good case that Bonnie Parker of Bonnie and Clyde was the first Instagram girlie.
Just my pitch for the Thunderbolts / New Avengers / Avengerz to have a battle cry that fits them better
May 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Just my pitch for the Thunderbolts / New Avengers / Avengerz to have a battle cry that fits them better
The reason Bob survived the Sentry project in Thunderbolts is because his father also had the ability to move objects with (the Force?!) no, the Schwartz!
May 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The reason Bob survived the Sentry project in Thunderbolts is because his father also had the ability to move objects with (the Force?!) no, the Schwartz!
Painting for dogs is easier than painting for humans.
April 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Painting for dogs is easier than painting for humans.
I have a student whose name I mispronounce constantly. I'd feel bad about it but one time I asked "So is the 'h' silent?" and she said "I don't know."
April 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I have a student whose name I mispronounce constantly. I'd feel bad about it but one time I asked "So is the 'h' silent?" and she said "I don't know."
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Are we sure MS-13 isn't just one of the lesser-known Gundam series?
April 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Are we sure MS-13 isn't just one of the lesser-known Gundam series?
I mean... Black Lightning is supposed to be a former Olympic decathlete and his lighting can give him speed? But this looks like a guy whose daughter is pregnant so he's running a Turkey Trot to prove he's not old before he becomes a grandpa. And he ate Thanksgiving BEFORE running. He's wheezing.
April 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I mean... Black Lightning is supposed to be a former Olympic decathlete and his lighting can give him speed? But this looks like a guy whose daughter is pregnant so he's running a Turkey Trot to prove he's not old before he becomes a grandpa. And he ate Thanksgiving BEFORE running. He's wheezing.
April 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM