Professor
@prof59.bsky.social
Egregious Professor of Cruel and Unusual Geography (UU), Chair of Experimental Serendipity (UU)
They do. That's Randy Johnson
August 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
They do. That's Randy Johnson
Don't "cat's-in-the-cradle" me, man
January 17, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Don't "cat's-in-the-cradle" me, man
Haven't done the shark, but I have tangled with fire coral and a Portuguese Man'o'war.
The reunion was far worse.
The reunion was far worse.
October 24, 2023 at 6:26 AM
Haven't done the shark, but I have tangled with fire coral and a Portuguese Man'o'war.
The reunion was far worse.
The reunion was far worse.
Because, at the Waffle House, you might have to.
September 21, 2023 at 6:17 AM
Because, at the Waffle House, you might have to.
That's one clue that your office is implementing a wage freeze
September 14, 2023 at 7:17 AM
That's one clue that your office is implementing a wage freeze
the most distant ancestor: homi dont play dat
August 20, 2023 at 6:03 AM
the most distant ancestor: homi dont play dat
Of course it's fake. I found the original. People can be so awful!
August 19, 2023 at 6:51 AM
Of course it's fake. I found the original. People can be so awful!
That's not a beard. Keep pulling the baby out.
August 15, 2023 at 7:26 AM
That's not a beard. Keep pulling the baby out.
Didn't even know Daft Punk had action figures
August 12, 2023 at 3:44 AM
Didn't even know Daft Punk had action figures
Not today, but I have 46 followers, and about 40 are bots.
July 31, 2023 at 9:23 PM
Not today, but I have 46 followers, and about 40 are bots.
OK, so on our rec I watched Tyrone. What a wild ride it was! 15 minutes in, I'm thinking this is nothing, then everything goes sideways
July 28, 2023 at 5:49 AM
OK, so on our rec I watched Tyrone. What a wild ride it was! 15 minutes in, I'm thinking this is nothing, then everything goes sideways
My first just contained a Flintstones vitamin and 3 different colored Skittles.
July 28, 2023 at 5:47 AM
My first just contained a Flintstones vitamin and 3 different colored Skittles.
I don't see Dungeons and Dragons in the list, and it was very fun!
July 28, 2023 at 1:55 AM
I don't see Dungeons and Dragons in the list, and it was very fun!
Whereas The Last Man On Earth addresses it quite neatly.
July 13, 2023 at 7:08 AM
Whereas The Last Man On Earth addresses it quite neatly.
I think I can put you in touch with someone who can help
July 8, 2023 at 6:04 AM
I think I can put you in touch with someone who can help
You say "unspeakable war crimes" like it's a bad thing
July 8, 2023 at 6:02 AM
You say "unspeakable war crimes" like it's a bad thing
One of my dumb android games updated, and everybody who had their account backed up to Facebook saw their names revealed. The only fix was to sever the FB connection. It's going to be happening more, not less!
July 7, 2023 at 8:09 PM
One of my dumb android games updated, and everybody who had their account backed up to Facebook saw their names revealed. The only fix was to sever the FB connection. It's going to be happening more, not less!
Me: Could I just switch to the trailer for it in under 12 clicks
Netflix: Not a chance in hell
Netflix: Not a chance in hell
July 7, 2023 at 8:06 PM
Me: Could I just switch to the trailer for it in under 12 clicks
Netflix: Not a chance in hell
Netflix: Not a chance in hell
I think you have to give me a twitter acct to dm it to
July 7, 2023 at 12:15 AM
I think you have to give me a twitter acct to dm it to