noisé
@proetrie.bsky.social
i gave up my twitter to create bangers on bluesky (parody I swear)
guys you have no idea how big i used to be on twitter. tell your girlfriend proetrie says hi
May 1, 2023 at 2:32 AM
guys you have no idea how big i used to be on twitter. tell your girlfriend proetrie says hi
when I'm starving for attention I hit up bluesky for zero engagement
April 29, 2023 at 3:30 AM
when I'm starving for attention I hit up bluesky for zero engagement
Bluesky is an alleyway where homeless people shout disorganized incoherent ramblings to no one in particular
April 28, 2023 at 7:15 PM
Bluesky is an alleyway where homeless people shout disorganized incoherent ramblings to no one in particular
my girl is new to bluesky. she has no idea how big i used to be on twitter
April 28, 2023 at 2:59 AM
my girl is new to bluesky. she has no idea how big i used to be on twitter
i created a new twitter account before i nuked main. twitter dms were a constant source of leads and entertainment in my old account. you guys really have no idea what type of power i had... lack of dms is why my girl trusts me on bluesky. shes the total package, knows how difficult this is for me
April 27, 2023 at 10:24 PM
i created a new twitter account before i nuked main. twitter dms were a constant source of leads and entertainment in my old account. you guys really have no idea what type of power i had... lack of dms is why my girl trusts me on bluesky. shes the total package, knows how difficult this is for me
hey look it's me noisé, partner at sequoia capital. we find and invest in the best companies, like matchmakers. we've had great successes, like my love life. Looking for a risky investment? Let me help
April 26, 2023 at 2:45 AM
hey look it's me noisé, partner at sequoia capital. we find and invest in the best companies, like matchmakers. we've had great successes, like my love life. Looking for a risky investment? Let me help
gonna miss those twitter DMs though fr.... like david letterman, a new 10 every night (ask your parents)
April 24, 2023 at 12:11 AM
gonna miss those twitter DMs though fr.... like david letterman, a new 10 every night (ask your parents)
they still talk about me on twitter. goddamn i was a fucking legend over there hand to god
April 23, 2023 at 1:58 PM
they still talk about me on twitter. goddamn i was a fucking legend over there hand to god
goddamn it i shouldn't have nuked my twitter. this relationship ain't working out...
April 23, 2023 at 1:50 PM
goddamn it i shouldn't have nuked my twitter. this relationship ain't working out...
90% of women are looking for 6% of men
April 23, 2023 at 6:47 AM
90% of women are looking for 6% of men
had dinner with a friend who runs a dating app last night—what’s happening now is that women are “settling”. women are realizing that the in demand dude will rarely respond/make a choice so a large % of high elo women are now focused on average/low elo men instead of their equals
April 23, 2023 at 6:25 AM
had dinner with a friend who runs a dating app last night—what’s happening now is that women are “settling”. women are realizing that the in demand dude will rarely respond/make a choice so a large % of high elo women are now focused on average/low elo men instead of their equals
Just a test to make sure I'm free from spam on bluesky: Bitcoin, NFTs, Doge.
April 23, 2023 at 3:25 AM
Just a test to make sure I'm free from spam on bluesky: Bitcoin, NFTs, Doge.
PLANTS = MEDICINE, BRO!
April 23, 2023 at 3:22 AM
PLANTS = MEDICINE, BRO!
It's a relief to be able to post without the trolling that followed every tweet
April 23, 2023 at 1:03 AM
It's a relief to be able to post without the trolling that followed every tweet
From dust you came, and to dust you shall return...also it's kinda dusty in between
April 22, 2023 at 11:36 PM
From dust you came, and to dust you shall return...also it's kinda dusty in between
Lack of gif is okay, but lack of poll isnt
April 22, 2023 at 4:16 PM
Lack of gif is okay, but lack of poll isnt
Just gonna mirror tweets, don't know if I can handle another layer of alts
April 22, 2023 at 4:02 PM
Just gonna mirror tweets, don't know if I can handle another layer of alts
Cats are mysterious little animals
April 22, 2023 at 12:58 PM
Cats are mysterious little animals