ProductPanic
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Building the next-gen chaos engine with hot takes from the trenches of product.
Unhinged as a Service.
The roadmap is a lie.
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Unhinged as a Service.
The roadmap is a lie.
www.productpanic.com
June 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Product managers, don't argue with your stakeholders. There is no point. Just compromise, what harm could come from that?
You can always call it "alignment" if it makes you feel better.
#product #productmanagement #roadmap #planning #alignment
You can always call it "alignment" if it makes you feel better.
#product #productmanagement #roadmap #planning #alignment
June 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Product managers, don't argue with your stakeholders. There is no point. Just compromise, what harm could come from that?
You can always call it "alignment" if it makes you feel better.
#product #productmanagement #roadmap #planning #alignment
You can always call it "alignment" if it makes you feel better.
#product #productmanagement #roadmap #planning #alignment
Product managers when stakeholders send:
"Please review attached file. Thanks. PRODUCT_FeatureRequests_2(copy).xls"
without any context.
#product #productmanagement #agile #tech #roadmap
"Please review attached file. Thanks. PRODUCT_FeatureRequests_2(copy).xls"
without any context.
#product #productmanagement #agile #tech #roadmap
June 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Product managers when stakeholders send:
"Please review attached file. Thanks. PRODUCT_FeatureRequests_2(copy).xls"
without any context.
#product #productmanagement #agile #tech #roadmap
"Please review attached file. Thanks. PRODUCT_FeatureRequests_2(copy).xls"
without any context.
#product #productmanagement #agile #tech #roadmap
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I do relate and feel you. Closing MS Teams after the last meeting of the week feels similar when getting another ”quick question“ to talk.
#productmanagement #prodmgmt #tgif
#productmanagement #prodmgmt #tgif
June 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I do relate and feel you. Closing MS Teams after the last meeting of the week feels similar when getting another ”quick question“ to talk.
#productmanagement #prodmgmt #tgif
#productmanagement #prodmgmt #tgif
Oh sure why not, one more little itty bitty custom feature couldn't possibly have any negative consequences for our business.
#product #productmanagement #SaaS #sales #roadmap #weloveourclients
#product #productmanagement #SaaS #sales #roadmap #weloveourclients
June 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Oh sure why not, one more little itty bitty custom feature couldn't possibly have any negative consequences for our business.
#product #productmanagement #SaaS #sales #roadmap #weloveourclients
#product #productmanagement #SaaS #sales #roadmap #weloveourclients
June 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Product managers when stakeholders ask if the roadmap is accurate:
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a shelf full of books
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a shelf full of books
media.tenor.com
June 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Product managers when stakeholders ask if the roadmap is accurate:
Designers everywhere today asking their PM if a UI update can get added to the roadmap.
#wwdc #ux #design #liquidglass
#wwdc #ux #design #liquidglass
June 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Designers everywhere today asking their PM if a UI update can get added to the roadmap.
#wwdc #ux #design #liquidglass
#wwdc #ux #design #liquidglass
When a PM tells a stakeholder that their feature request did not make it onto the roadmap.
#product #tech #agile
#product #tech #agile
a man is holding onto a pole and says `` that 's impossible '' .
ALT: a man is holding onto a pole and says `` that 's impossible '' .
media.tenor.com
June 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Tfw you start work on Friday morning and see your cancerous todo list that won't stop growing, the roadmap in flames, and a stack of half finished PRDs and product briefs while your Slack is blowing up before 5 hours of straight meetings:
#product #productmanagement #tech #friday #memes
#product #productmanagement #tech #friday #memes
June 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Tfw you start work on Friday morning and see your cancerous todo list that won't stop growing, the roadmap in flames, and a stack of half finished PRDs and product briefs while your Slack is blowing up before 5 hours of straight meetings:
#product #productmanagement #tech #friday #memes
#product #productmanagement #tech #friday #memes
June 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Is this wrong?
The biggest flex for a product team is to have no roadmap at all...and yet get more accomplished than otherwise.
#product #productmanagement #agile #discovery #backlog #roadmap #okr #outcomes
The biggest flex for a product team is to have no roadmap at all...and yet get more accomplished than otherwise.
#product #productmanagement #agile #discovery #backlog #roadmap #okr #outcomes
June 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Is this wrong?
The biggest flex for a product team is to have no roadmap at all...and yet get more accomplished than otherwise.
#product #productmanagement #agile #discovery #backlog #roadmap #okr #outcomes
The biggest flex for a product team is to have no roadmap at all...and yet get more accomplished than otherwise.
#product #productmanagement #agile #discovery #backlog #roadmap #okr #outcomes
And for a limited time only you can get the whole starter pack for only $29.95/mo!
#product #productmanagement #starterpack #agile #tech #AI #twentytwentyfive
#product #productmanagement #starterpack #agile #tech #AI #twentytwentyfive
June 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
And for a limited time only you can get the whole starter pack for only $29.95/mo!
#product #productmanagement #starterpack #agile #tech #AI #twentytwentyfive
#product #productmanagement #starterpack #agile #tech #AI #twentytwentyfive
When leadership hasn't heard of "The Mythical Man Month" and insists that simply doubling the size of the dev team will get a feature done in half the time.
#productmanagement #agile #tech #dev #usetheresources
#productmanagement #agile #tech #dev #usetheresources
May 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
When leadership hasn't heard of "The Mythical Man Month" and insists that simply doubling the size of the dev team will get a feature done in half the time.
#productmanagement #agile #tech #dev #usetheresources
#productmanagement #agile #tech #dev #usetheresources
May 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If a tree falls in the forest but it didn’t support your OKRs, does it even matter?
May 28, 2025 at 12:58 PM
If a tree falls in the forest but it didn’t support your OKRs, does it even matter?
This account may speak from the product manager’s chair, but we LOVE our software engineers.
Where the devs at? Speak up, we want to follow you!👇🏼
Where the devs at? Speak up, we want to follow you!👇🏼
May 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This account may speak from the product manager’s chair, but we LOVE our software engineers.
Where the devs at? Speak up, we want to follow you!👇🏼
Where the devs at? Speak up, we want to follow you!👇🏼
Something absolutely ~*~magical~*~l about jumping right back into work after a long holiday weekend.
Ruined roadmaps, broken backlogs, angry Jira comments *breaths deep* ahhhhhhh that's the stuff.
Ruined roadmaps, broken backlogs, angry Jira comments *breaths deep* ahhhhhhh that's the stuff.
May 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Something absolutely ~*~magical~*~l about jumping right back into work after a long holiday weekend.
Ruined roadmaps, broken backlogs, angry Jira comments *breaths deep* ahhhhhhh that's the stuff.
Ruined roadmaps, broken backlogs, angry Jira comments *breaths deep* ahhhhhhh that's the stuff.
For the PMs in the US, it's a long holiday weekend.
Resist the urge. Fight the temptation. Ignore the Slack.
Give yourself a moment this time and walk away.
#product #prodmgmt #selfcare #techmemes #memorialday
Resist the urge. Fight the temptation. Ignore the Slack.
Give yourself a moment this time and walk away.
#product #prodmgmt #selfcare #techmemes #memorialday
May 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
For the PMs in the US, it's a long holiday weekend.
Resist the urge. Fight the temptation. Ignore the Slack.
Give yourself a moment this time and walk away.
#product #prodmgmt #selfcare #techmemes #memorialday
Resist the urge. Fight the temptation. Ignore the Slack.
Give yourself a moment this time and walk away.
#product #prodmgmt #selfcare #techmemes #memorialday
9 out of 10 product managers recommend anxiety as a delivery tactic.
The 10th:
The 10th:
May 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
9 out of 10 product managers recommend anxiety as a delivery tactic.
The 10th:
The 10th:
Live look, 3 days before the release:
May 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Live look, 3 days before the release: