I am also wondering this

Lord knows in that 18-inning contest I wasn’t thinking about who was gonna win the ballgame. Just Joe and his pee.

“If it’s so good, why can’t I just have it for free?!” I scream as I’m being pushed into the backseat of a police cruiser.

Why do some people believe we need a salary cap when more than half the league acts like there’s already one in place?

I am always going to nice restaurants and asking why their food is behind a paywall.

Yes

Insane that they *keep* shoving him out there in spots like that. Like, how much data do you need, folks?

Miggy Ro to the bump, Muncy to second, Will to third, Rort behind the dish?

Tremendous plumage.

That shit’ll fuck up your computer, bro.

I want to believe they’re all Bruces. Big Bruce, Bruce Pookie, Bruce Sugar, Albanian Bruce, Bruce Spook, Bruce The Wrestler, Flappy Bruce, Spanish Bruce G. A veritable fuckload of Bruces. Breece?