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TripleTrouble
@prodigiouspurpl.bsky.social
Large Hydra Lady, probably loves you and hopes you're eating well!
🔞Potentially NSFW🔞
She/They, 30+, 🏳️‍⚧️
Married to @ruthredmane.bsky.social
Poly, Size/Disability Visibility, 🇵🇸, ACAB
#hydracookery for cooking posts!
#hydratums for RL bbw content
So @milkiestmilk.bsky.social blessed us with a lovely piece - a certain trio of tavern marms in their fine establishment, the Three Blossom Inn.

Kaz is a mighty adventurer, but a hearty meal, storied recountings, and getting an eye full (or a face-full if he's lucky) is especially invigorating...!
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Beautiful...
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
We have the coolest sticker and won't hear otherwise
November 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
We are bad at this???
October 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Well that's why it causes crashes, y'know...!

Targeted weapons-grade tummy strike
August 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
@inkykitsune.bsky.social a moo friend was telling us how cool you are and we pulled up your profile, had to tell you that you're not allowed to follow anyone else
August 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
We saw whales and necks mentioned and made assumptions...! These might fit better, a bit~!
August 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It's less common with hydra'ing, but gawd do we love big plush necks...
August 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Jesuschrist telegram jumpscare
July 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
WHY ARE THERE FIVE JARS OF PEANUT BUTTER OPEN???????

@ruthredmane.bsky.social @madderlou.bsky.social @ferinlumenax.bsky.social
June 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Vornado club...!

We've got to get some pipe cleaners to clean this little bastard better
June 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Gabumon at Golgotha... The reasoning for the seasoning, Tsunomon will hatch anew three days past, marking the celebration of Easter and the traditional egg'ening.
April 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Be the change you want to see in the world, show of your tits!

#hydratums
March 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
In so far we've done a pomegranate and an apple juice - 3:1 ratio of bug to juice. Ferment on the counter for 2-3 days then pop in the fridge when the raisin we put in starts to float because of the carbonation.

The just plain apple was -delicious- and had such a lovely carbonation.
March 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Plump Purple Posteriors Ponderously Posed, Presenting Plentiful Pudge... Pats, please?
February 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It's Dragon Appreciation Day, you lovely nerds. Please appreciate us in any and all capacity, we're a big gal and we need a ton to keep us going until next year. 🐉💜💋
January 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
M O U T H
December 27, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Daily streaming of food content and we stumbled upon this amazing cardigan that Ragusea is wearing in his new aged eggnog video

Holy cow we want this cardigan it's so comfy and just ~vibes~, but we can't seem to backfind it anywhere through image search. We have no idea what we're doing!
December 20, 2024 at 3:04 PM
CW RL pics

#hydratums

Gods, gnocchi is just so decadently dense sometimes, especially when there's a couple pounds of it...

We're decadently dense too, don't you think~?
October 24, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Fall is craving soups!

Tonight's dinner is a spicy sausage & kale soup, with fennel, white beans, and charred lemons. Some ditalini, finished with a grating of parm and some fresh cracked pepper and olive oil

Really begged for some crusty bread, delicious!

#hydracookery
October 19, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Dragon-Hydra-Dragon-Hydra

An' yeah, you can call us mum
March 16, 2024 at 2:28 PM
March 16, 2024 at 2:19 AM