trix the seahag
procrastronaut.bsky.social
trix the seahag
@procrastronaut.bsky.social
voted most likely to join a cult in high school, mullet appreciator ♠️🏳️‍⚧️ non-binary she/they
Time to start a new game of fallout 3. I'm going to try and capture everything I do in a single thread.
October 31, 2025 at 5:47 AM
go follow my weed bluesky where I review the strangest wraps I can find
Feel free to recommend me things to try

(no tobacco)
October 31, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I can feel my mushrooms starting to kick in. Let’s watch this trainwreck
April 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I think I'm going to take these mushrooms I got and see the minecraft movie on one of my next days off
April 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
need cool accounts to follow on here twitter no longer feels safe
March 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Reposted by trix the seahag
if new york elects this guy i’m sorry but we are sawing you off the united states looney tunes style along with florida
March 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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i mean this so seriously. if you are transgender. please be safe. do not get caught commiting crimes. do not get caught by the state. do not sacrifice yourself, we will survive
February 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I learned the minecraft enchantment table language for a bit
January 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
there’s something beautiful about the idea of decomposing with someone
January 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I'm gonna start posting energy drink reviews on bluesky
January 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
during the hot summer nights I like to lay shirtlessly on my couch and eat prosciutto off my titties
October 24, 2024 at 1:18 AM
it might be time to switch to bluesky again
October 17, 2024 at 2:51 AM
December 19, 2023 at 10:14 PM
currently getting zooted so I can liveskeet the blart duology. I have a pizza and a disposable live resin cart and I'm going to attempt to use my wit and talk about these trainwrecks of movies
December 11, 2023 at 10:28 PM
indiana jones and the dial of destiny sucked ass
November 15, 2023 at 4:36 AM
mentally I am here
August 27, 2023 at 6:18 AM
join or form a labor union today
August 7, 2023 at 8:09 PM
@dissonantwaves.bsky.social is on bluesky now
July 24, 2023 at 10:22 PM
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i love doing hard drugs in the @arbys.bsky.social bathroom
July 20, 2023 at 5:27 PM
won fifty bucks on a scratcher
July 20, 2023 at 2:55 AM
I like that skeets get published as opposed to sent. makes my nonsense posts feel like they have impact
July 18, 2023 at 3:57 AM
update logs to apps and games need to be more specific. I’m more trustful of an app with an update log of “fixed bug that made app randomly sound like bart simpson doing a porky pig impression” than “various bug fixes, tweaks, and optimization”
July 18, 2023 at 3:56 AM
oh holy shit bluesky is so much better on ios
July 18, 2023 at 3:51 AM
just took 200mg of edibles

will report back throughout the night
July 8, 2023 at 2:31 AM
trying to spread bluesky invites liberally like syphilis
July 1, 2023 at 11:14 PM