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Parsnip's Guide to Reporting Street Harassment by Nat'l Guard Troops
OK, I haven't tried this yet, but my sources suggest this is the best way to proceed.
Step 0: video is best, if you can get the incident itself that is ideal.
Step 1: in order to report an asshole, you need to know who […]
Parsnip's Guide to Reporting Street Harassment by Nat'l Guard Troops
OK, I haven't tried this yet, but my sources suggest this is the best way to proceed.
Step 0: video is best, if you can get the incident itself that is ideal.
Step 1: in order to report an asshole, you need to know who […]
I'm sure someone that works there already tried to tell the product team, but the #tidal aesthetic update sucks (specifically the bottom player panel). I know rounded corners are in vogue, but no.
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I'm sure someone that works there already tried to tell the product team, but the #tidal aesthetic update sucks (specifically the bottom player panel). I know rounded corners are in vogue, but no.
[Christmas shitpost]
if anybody needs ideas for really inflammatory things to say to end Christmas dinner early, I gotchu
(but not really, 'cause hopefully I'm logging off soon)
if anybody needs ideas for really inflammatory things to say to end Christmas dinner early, I gotchu
(but not really, 'cause hopefully I'm logging off soon)
December 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
[Christmas shitpost]
if anybody needs ideas for really inflammatory things to say to end Christmas dinner early, I gotchu
(but not really, 'cause hopefully I'm logging off soon)
if anybody needs ideas for really inflammatory things to say to end Christmas dinner early, I gotchu
(but not really, 'cause hopefully I'm logging off soon)
The holidays are bearing down upon us like an out-of-control tractor trailer, so this is you reminder that
1) it is ok to be happy by yourself
2) it is ok to be grumpy by yourself
3) whether you are happy or grumpy with other people, please do crack a window open and/or run an air purifier […]
1) it is ok to be happy by yourself
2) it is ok to be grumpy by yourself
3) whether you are happy or grumpy with other people, please do crack a window open and/or run an air purifier […]
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December 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The holidays are bearing down upon us like an out-of-control tractor trailer, so this is you reminder that
1) it is ok to be happy by yourself
2) it is ok to be grumpy by yourself
3) whether you are happy or grumpy with other people, please do crack a window open and/or run an air purifier […]
1) it is ok to be happy by yourself
2) it is ok to be grumpy by yourself
3) whether you are happy or grumpy with other people, please do crack a window open and/or run an air purifier […]
December 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
oh heyyyyyy #christmas is canceled, bestie's family have COVID
*again.*
This makes the second time holiday travel has been canceled by the same person coming down with COVID like two days before bestie's flight.
The kicker: patient 0 is a Dr doesn't mask, married to same.
Why, in the year of […]
*again.*
This makes the second time holiday travel has been canceled by the same person coming down with COVID like two days before bestie's flight.
The kicker: patient 0 is a Dr doesn't mask, married to same.
Why, in the year of […]
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December 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
oh heyyyyyy #christmas is canceled, bestie's family have COVID
*again.*
This makes the second time holiday travel has been canceled by the same person coming down with COVID like two days before bestie's flight.
The kicker: patient 0 is a Dr doesn't mask, married to same.
Why, in the year of […]
*again.*
This makes the second time holiday travel has been canceled by the same person coming down with COVID like two days before bestie's flight.
The kicker: patient 0 is a Dr doesn't mask, married to same.
Why, in the year of […]
Sources for where to buy #drmfree ebooks.
eBooks.com has some, https://www.ebooks.com/en-us/drm-free/
Rakuten Kobo has some, https://www.kobo.com/us/en/p/drm-free
https://storybundle.com/ is always sans-DRM, also some publishers.*
ps: #fuckamazon
pps: *as I was looking for sources, I […]
eBooks.com has some, https://www.ebooks.com/en-us/drm-free/
Rakuten Kobo has some, https://www.kobo.com/us/en/p/drm-free
https://storybundle.com/ is always sans-DRM, also some publishers.*
ps: #fuckamazon
pps: *as I was looking for sources, I […]
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December 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Sources for where to buy #drmfree ebooks.
eBooks.com has some, https://www.ebooks.com/en-us/drm-free/
Rakuten Kobo has some, https://www.kobo.com/us/en/p/drm-free
https://storybundle.com/ is always sans-DRM, also some publishers.*
ps: #fuckamazon
pps: *as I was looking for sources, I […]
eBooks.com has some, https://www.ebooks.com/en-us/drm-free/
Rakuten Kobo has some, https://www.kobo.com/us/en/p/drm-free
https://storybundle.com/ is always sans-DRM, also some publishers.*
ps: #fuckamazon
pps: *as I was looking for sources, I […]
#monsterdon well, that question mark at the end was right on the money
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
#monsterdon well, that question mark at the end was right on the money
#monsterdon I really hope this ends with she creature disemboweling Lombardi but I bet not 😭
December 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
#monsterdon I really hope this ends with she creature disemboweling Lombardi but I bet not 😭
December 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
#monsterdon so many cops per foot of beach
December 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
#monsterdon so many cops per foot of beach
December 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
#monsterdon "Jim I always coat my crime scenes with a quarter inch of flour, that's what they call *forensics.*"
December 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
#monsterdon "Jim I always coat my crime scenes with a quarter inch of flour, that's what they call *forensics.*"
#monsterdon what a WEIRD tone to tell somebody to call the police in
December 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
#monsterdon what a WEIRD tone to tell somebody to call the police in
#monsterdon tell me that guy is in the credits as "mattress falling guy"
December 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
#monsterdon tell me that guy is in the credits as "mattress falling guy"
not me, shoveling sidewalks to "she calls me daddy" by KiNG MALA on this, Muntadhar Al-Zaidi day.
December 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
not me, shoveling sidewalks to "she calls me daddy" by KiNG MALA on this, Muntadhar Al-Zaidi day.
be excellent to one another or else, you fucking fucks
December 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
be excellent to one another or else, you fucking fucks
RE: https://wandering.shop/@kagan/115708086731540857
I am once again asking you not to help the Nazis make money. Here are some resources about finding a non-Substack home for your content.
https://creativerly.com/the-best-substack-alternatives/
https://leavesubstack.com/
I am once again asking you not to help the Nazis make money. Here are some resources about finding a non-Substack home for your content.
https://creativerly.com/the-best-substack-alternatives/
https://leavesubstack.com/
wandering.shop
December 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
RE: https://wandering.shop/@kagan/115708086731540857
I am once again asking you not to help the Nazis make money. Here are some resources about finding a non-Substack home for your content.
https://creativerly.com/the-best-substack-alternatives/
https://leavesubstack.com/
I am once again asking you not to help the Nazis make money. Here are some resources about finding a non-Substack home for your content.
https://creativerly.com/the-best-substack-alternatives/
https://leavesubstack.com/
RE: https://mathstodon.xyz/@mattmcirvin/115515818978458477
I think it only shows two, and for levels below that one must clickity
I think it only shows two, and for levels below that one must clickity
RE: https://mastodon.ie/@ProcessParsnip/115515802403623938
How far does this nest?
I am become Quote, the booster of worlds
How far does this nest?
I am become Quote, the booster of worlds
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
RE: https://mathstodon.xyz/@mattmcirvin/115515818978458477
I think it only shows two, and for levels below that one must clickity
I think it only shows two, and for levels below that one must clickity
[seeking breakfast ideas, ph]
My digestion can't tolerate breakfast cereal anymore. 😩
Does anybody have extremely easy ideas for food* to eat in the morning?
We're talking Sad Bastard Cookbook level of difficulty or below. (Free download from the authors, @zillanovikov and @youseeatortoise […]
My digestion can't tolerate breakfast cereal anymore. 😩
Does anybody have extremely easy ideas for food* to eat in the morning?
We're talking Sad Bastard Cookbook level of difficulty or below. (Free download from the authors, @zillanovikov and @youseeatortoise […]
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November 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
[seeking breakfast ideas, ph]
My digestion can't tolerate breakfast cereal anymore. 😩
Does anybody have extremely easy ideas for food* to eat in the morning?
We're talking Sad Bastard Cookbook level of difficulty or below. (Free download from the authors, @zillanovikov and @youseeatortoise […]
My digestion can't tolerate breakfast cereal anymore. 😩
Does anybody have extremely easy ideas for food* to eat in the morning?
We're talking Sad Bastard Cookbook level of difficulty or below. (Free download from the authors, @zillanovikov and @youseeatortoise […]
There is something super wholesome about people who make videos explaining DIY projects on YouTube.
Yes, show me a person opening the housing instead of looking for the model number online to get specs, and then having to go search anyway. Show me video taken of a smudged laptop screen when […]
Yes, show me a person opening the housing instead of looking for the model number online to get specs, and then having to go search anyway. Show me video taken of a smudged laptop screen when […]
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October 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
There is something super wholesome about people who make videos explaining DIY projects on YouTube.
Yes, show me a person opening the housing instead of looking for the model number online to get specs, and then having to go search anyway. Show me video taken of a smudged laptop screen when […]
Yes, show me a person opening the housing instead of looking for the model number online to get specs, and then having to go search anyway. Show me video taken of a smudged laptop screen when […]
Yoinked to make complete alt text. From Rogers Park, Chicago
UsPol# CommunityAction
UsPol# CommunityAction
October 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Yoinked to make complete alt text. From Rogers Park, Chicago
UsPol# CommunityAction
UsPol# CommunityAction