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I'm a millennial white gender-nonconforming nerd with invisible disabilities.

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Parsnip's Guide to Reporting Street Harassment by Nat'l Guard Troops

OK, I haven't tried this yet, but my sources suggest this is the best way to proceed.

Step 0: video is best, if you can get the incident itself that is ideal.

Step 1: in order to report an asshole, you need to know who […]
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I'm sure someone that works there already tried to tell the product team, but the #tidal aesthetic update sucks (specifically the bottom player panel). I know rounded corners are in vogue, but no.
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 AM
[Christmas shitpost]

if anybody needs ideas for really inflammatory things to say to end Christmas dinner early, I gotchu

(but not really, 'cause hopefully I'm logging off soon)
December 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The holidays are bearing down upon us like an out-of-control tractor trailer, so this is you reminder that
1) it is ok to be happy by yourself
2) it is ok to be grumpy by yourself
3) whether you are happy or grumpy with other people, please do crack a window open and/or run an air purifier […]
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December 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My heat stopped working, and it's just below freezing out.

How best to keep warm?

#wronganswersonly
December 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
oh heyyyyyy #christmas is canceled, bestie's family have COVID
*again.*
This makes the second time holiday travel has been canceled by the same person coming down with COVID like two days before bestie's flight.

The kicker: patient 0 is a Dr doesn't mask, married to same.

Why, in the year of […]
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December 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Ditched #firefox today, because fuck AI and fuck people telling me what I want.

🫶

Going great on #waterfox so far, passwords didn't port but tbh the cleanse of starting afresh will be fine.
December 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Sources for where to buy #drmfree ebooks.

eBooks.com has some, https://www.ebooks.com/en-us/drm-free/

Rakuten Kobo has some, https://www.kobo.com/us/en/p/drm-free

https://storybundle.com/ is always sans-DRM, also some publishers.*

ps: #fuckamazon

pps: *as I was looking for sources, I […]
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December 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
#monsterdon well, that question mark at the end was right on the money
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
#monsterdon I really hope this ends with she creature disemboweling Lombardi but I bet not 😭
December 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
#monsterdon so like, when he told her to travel back in time...

exactly how far back was that?
December 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
#monsterdon so many cops per foot of beach
December 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
#monsterdon "as soon as you saw the open doah"

love it
worth the price of admission right there
December 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
#monsterdon "Jim I always coat my crime scenes with a quarter inch of flour, that's what they call *forensics.*"
December 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
#monsterdon what a WEIRD tone to tell somebody to call the police in
December 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
#monsterdon tell me that guy is in the credits as "mattress falling guy"
December 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
not me, shoveling sidewalks to "she calls me daddy" by KiNG MALA on this, Muntadhar Al-Zaidi day.
December 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
be excellent to one another or else, you fucking fucks
December 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
RE: https://wandering.shop/@kagan/115708086731540857

I am once again asking you not to help the Nazis make money. Here are some resources about finding a non-Substack home for your content.

https://creativerly.com/the-best-substack-alternatives/
https://leavesubstack.com/
wandering.shop
December 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
RE: https://mathstodon.xyz/@mattmcirvin/115515818978458477

I think it only shows two, and for levels below that one must clickity
RE: https://mastodon.ie/@ProcessParsnip/115515802403623938

How far does this nest?

I am become Quote, the booster of worlds
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
[seeking breakfast ideas, ph]

My digestion can't tolerate breakfast cereal anymore. 😩

Does anybody have extremely easy ideas for food* to eat in the morning?

We're talking Sad Bastard Cookbook level of difficulty or below. (Free download from the authors, @zillanovikov and @youseeatortoise […]
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November 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
There is something super wholesome about people who make videos explaining DIY projects on YouTube.

Yes, show me a person opening the housing instead of looking for the model number online to get specs, and then having to go search anyway. Show me video taken of a smudged laptop screen when […]
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October 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Yoinked to make complete alt text. From Rogers Park, Chicago

UsPol# CommunityAction
October 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM