Processive
@processive.bsky.social
Designer, happy escapee from Elon's spider jar. Detroit born, Sapporo based.
sadly this will have been the quietest time in his existence. he'll be back to his sniping and opening grift louder than ever. This was a do nothing, dont-get-paid-much box for him, it fit.
December 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
sadly this will have been the quietest time in his existence. he'll be back to his sniping and opening grift louder than ever. This was a do nothing, dont-get-paid-much box for him, it fit.
podcast millions are calling
December 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
podcast millions are calling
what the literal fuck are you talking about? Should I imagine it in a squeaky clown voice?
December 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
what the literal fuck are you talking about? Should I imagine it in a squeaky clown voice?
it's the Benjamins....
December 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
it's the Benjamins....
oh no he di int....
December 12, 2025 at 7:45 AM
oh no he di int....
witness to a crime...
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 AM
witness to a crime...
slugs hide under rocks
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
slugs hide under rocks
late stage bugs bunny
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
late stage bugs bunny
plan was to cut it and make it to the embassy before they could respond. instead they tried to melt it off with a soldering iron that A. notified the police anyway, B. didn't succeed. 🤣🤣 The defeated look on Donnie's face, priceless.
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 PM
plan was to cut it and make it to the embassy before they could respond. instead they tried to melt it off with a soldering iron that A. notified the police anyway, B. didn't succeed. 🤣🤣 The defeated look on Donnie's face, priceless.
Funniest of all that Bolsanaro didn't have anything that could cut through the anklet. 🤣🤣🤣
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Funniest of all that Bolsanaro didn't have anything that could cut through the anklet. 🤣🤣🤣
School shootings are our equivalent of The Lottery.
November 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
School shootings are our equivalent of The Lottery.
name everyone that stood next to her and didn't say a word.
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 AM
name everyone that stood next to her and didn't say a word.
The future Prick President.
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The future Prick President.
They were boat parades.
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
They were boat parades.
Which US city are they going to be held in? Let's game this out.
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Which US city are they going to be held in? Let's game this out.
he's in a different class of files.
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
he's in a different class of files.
you are making it worse.
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
you are making it worse.
least favorite company....
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
least favorite company....