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they must have decided men were stronger than women before either of them came down with the common cold.
September 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
they must have decided men were stronger than women before either of them came down with the common cold.
call me crazy but the government could take half of my paycheck if it meant every person in this country could have a roof over their head, clothes on their back, and food in their belly.
July 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
call me crazy but the government could take half of my paycheck if it meant every person in this country could have a roof over their head, clothes on their back, and food in their belly.
sorry if i’ve been weird lately. it’s just the crushing weight of needing to be a good parent while the country plummets into authoritarianism.
July 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
sorry if i’ve been weird lately. it’s just the crushing weight of needing to be a good parent while the country plummets into authoritarianism.
📣📣📣IF A NOTEBOOK IS LINED, THE LINES SHOULD SPAN THE ENTIRE WIDTH OF THE FUCKING PAGE📣📣📣
June 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
📣📣📣IF A NOTEBOOK IS LINED, THE LINES SHOULD SPAN THE ENTIRE WIDTH OF THE FUCKING PAGE📣📣📣
just spent an hour trying to find the perfect adhd focus music.
May 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
just spent an hour trying to find the perfect adhd focus music.
i’m done trying to have nuanced conversations about body image with people who haven’t unpacked their fatphobia. from now on when a thin woman tries to tell me that she’s actually so fat i’m just going to agree, “yeah dude you’re huge.”
May 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
i’m done trying to have nuanced conversations about body image with people who haven’t unpacked their fatphobia. from now on when a thin woman tries to tell me that she’s actually so fat i’m just going to agree, “yeah dude you’re huge.”
it’s always a good time to watch fiddler on the roof.
May 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
it’s always a good time to watch fiddler on the roof.
i’m sorry but if the only way you can win a pokémon battle is to use sleep powder or sing, i think you’re a little bitch. (looking at you clefable)
May 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
i’m sorry but if the only way you can win a pokémon battle is to use sleep powder or sing, i think you’re a little bitch. (looking at you clefable)
my brother went to this really small liberal arts college in maryland, St. John’s. i imagine 99/100 people have never even heard of it so how random for it to be mentioned in The Home by @judithsonnet.bsky.social what an obscure (and cool) reference!
May 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
my brother went to this really small liberal arts college in maryland, St. John’s. i imagine 99/100 people have never even heard of it so how random for it to be mentioned in The Home by @judithsonnet.bsky.social what an obscure (and cool) reference!
did someone say JD Vance is coming to town?
May 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
did someone say JD Vance is coming to town?
i wasn’t expecting a @davidpakman.bsky.social x @pearlmania500.bsky.social crossover episode, but i’m not mad about it.
April 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
i wasn’t expecting a @davidpakman.bsky.social x @pearlmania500.bsky.social crossover episode, but i’m not mad about it.
honestly, i get it. one time in high school i “accidentally” sent a suggestive selfie to my crush.
March 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
honestly, i get it. one time in high school i “accidentally” sent a suggestive selfie to my crush.
my mom suggested that we cover my toddler’s face with a washcloth before we rinse her hair out and i think that explains a lot about my anxious avoidant attachment.
February 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
my mom suggested that we cover my toddler’s face with a washcloth before we rinse her hair out and i think that explains a lot about my anxious avoidant attachment.
i feel we’re misinterpreting trump suggesting that blue states might disappear off the map. he’s not saying that california will be gone. he’s saying the whole map will be red.
February 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
i feel we’re misinterpreting trump suggesting that blue states might disappear off the map. he’s not saying that california will be gone. he’s saying the whole map will be red.
ladies, i think we’re going to have to start seducing our republican representatives and getting pregnant with their preborn fetuses. please take a look at HR682 and HR722 for more information.
February 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
ladies, i think we’re going to have to start seducing our republican representatives and getting pregnant with their preborn fetuses. please take a look at HR682 and HR722 for more information.
it’s not that i thought parenting would be easy. i just thought i would be good at it.
February 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
it’s not that i thought parenting would be easy. i just thought i would be good at it.
when you hear fox news blaring in the background of a client phone call and you’re trying real hard to stay in character.
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February 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
when you hear fox news blaring in the background of a client phone call and you’re trying real hard to stay in character.
we’re watching frozen and it’s the first time i’m really watching it to pay attention and holy shit. worlds. worst. parents. the trolls specifically said fear would be her greatest enemy. so what do mom and dad do? teach her to be afraid of herself and become her own greatest enemy.
January 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
we’re watching frozen and it’s the first time i’m really watching it to pay attention and holy shit. worlds. worst. parents. the trolls specifically said fear would be her greatest enemy. so what do mom and dad do? teach her to be afraid of herself and become her own greatest enemy.
am i just a big weeny from weeny hut jr or does it hurt everyone when a toddler pushes their toes into your skin? bc i swear to god my baby’s toes have some inhuman strength.
January 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
am i just a big weeny from weeny hut jr or does it hurt everyone when a toddler pushes their toes into your skin? bc i swear to god my baby’s toes have some inhuman strength.
would yall call me weird if i kept my kids fingernail clippings in a glass jar?
January 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
would yall call me weird if i kept my kids fingernail clippings in a glass jar?
i know there’s a reddit and a discord but i am too old for either of those. can we do slack instead?
January 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
i know there’s a reddit and a discord but i am too old for either of those. can we do slack instead?
lately i’ve become really aware of the way my ear feels/moves when there’s a distant noise and i hate it. i think i understand where van gogh was coming from.
January 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
lately i’ve become really aware of the way my ear feels/moves when there’s a distant noise and i hate it. i think i understand where van gogh was coming from.
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The Senate confirmed Marco Rubio as Secretary of State by a vote of 99-0.
Democrats offer an endless supply of goodwill to Republicans that will never be reciprocated.
Democrats offer an endless supply of goodwill to Republicans that will never be reciprocated.
January 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The Senate confirmed Marco Rubio as Secretary of State by a vote of 99-0.
Democrats offer an endless supply of goodwill to Republicans that will never be reciprocated.
Democrats offer an endless supply of goodwill to Republicans that will never be reciprocated.
maybe they’ll start letting (making) women get lobotomies again.
January 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
maybe they’ll start letting (making) women get lobotomies again.
i’m so fucking sick of being the party of decorum and taking the high road.
January 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
i’m so fucking sick of being the party of decorum and taking the high road.