You ever have someone famous randomly show up in your dream and wonder “Now, where did casting find the budget to get this guy?!”

Yarrrr tfw a salty scallywag plunders yer booty

I just saw a truck towing a Port-o-John down the avenue. stall door swinging in the wind. Get a hold of your potty-wagon yo

Imaginary friends are just OCs you hang out with.

One day I’ll die and my entire life will flash before my eyes. So I figure I should do as much random stuff as possible now so my end credits are as out-of-context as possible.

And what is the written word but the spoken word transcribed?