Fine. I'm taking these Thin Mints and Samoas and going somewhere we are respected and cared for.

Did you just insult Thin Mints? I want a divorce.

I'm a straight male but Astarion could get it any time he likes! 🤣 how is someone supposed to say no to that fine specimen!?

I tried this once, the Walmart employees were not impressed

How about $20 and the other half of my share size Snickers? Suuuper limited offer as I'm getting kinda hungry