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this is my diary basically
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this is my diary basically
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just so you know "high maintenance" is an insult invented by men to trick women into neglecting ourselves and our needs
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
just so you know "high maintenance" is an insult invented by men to trick women into neglecting ourselves and our needs
a tootsie roll by itself fucking sux but the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop is the best ever???? what 2 heck
November 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
a tootsie roll by itself fucking sux but the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop is the best ever???? what 2 heck
listening to brat again really puts into perspective just how bad life of a showgirl is!!!!!!
November 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
listening to brat again really puts into perspective just how bad life of a showgirl is!!!!!!
yeah so i guess when youre an asshole that causes problems the whole world shifts to accommodate you. and when youre a team player who stays obedient youre expected to keep that smile on your face as the world steals from you to provide for said asshole
October 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
yeah so i guess when youre an asshole that causes problems the whole world shifts to accommodate you. and when youre a team player who stays obedient youre expected to keep that smile on your face as the world steals from you to provide for said asshole
Geminis scare me so bad like u guys need to get a grip :(
October 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Geminis scare me so bad like u guys need to get a grip :(
going to straight men's houses when they're hosting a party is so funny, like you can tell they're trying bc they will light a scented candle but they still won't wipe the shit splatter off the toilet seat
October 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
going to straight men's houses when they're hosting a party is so funny, like you can tell they're trying bc they will light a scented candle but they still won't wipe the shit splatter off the toilet seat
when u end a decade long friendship bc she was starting to become transphobic/super evangelical and youve been kinda worrying maybe you made a mistake and wrote her off too quickly but then you check her socials and see she's currently dating a trumper #iwasright
October 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
when u end a decade long friendship bc she was starting to become transphobic/super evangelical and youve been kinda worrying maybe you made a mistake and wrote her off too quickly but then you check her socials and see she's currently dating a trumper #iwasright
hey sooooo whats even the point of being a billionaire if youre gonna refuse to enjoy it.
October 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
hey sooooo whats even the point of being a billionaire if youre gonna refuse to enjoy it.
yeah...i was a pretty prolific pc gamer growing up....not to brag or anything...
September 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
yeah...i was a pretty prolific pc gamer growing up....not to brag or anything...
boyfriend saw my g string and said "that is the skinniest little guy i have ever seen"
September 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
boyfriend saw my g string and said "that is the skinniest little guy i have ever seen"
swedish fish is the perfect texture
September 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
swedish fish is the perfect texture
Yeah i like to watch Snarky Puppy live performance videos on youtube and see them smile and jump around and get all excited when their friends hit the most awesomest licks. Yeah the raw emotion in their faces moves me deeply because thats what music is all about. So what
August 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Yeah i like to watch Snarky Puppy live performance videos on youtube and see them smile and jump around and get all excited when their friends hit the most awesomest licks. Yeah the raw emotion in their faces moves me deeply because thats what music is all about. So what
Farted in the elevator as i was getting off it. Fun to leave a little present for the next guy <3
August 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Farted in the elevator as i was getting off it. Fun to leave a little present for the next guy <3
You ever be in the middle of having a really good time and then out of nowhere get triggered by some random thing that makes you flash back to your abusive relationship from five years ago? No thats just me ?? Coolcool love that
July 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
You ever be in the middle of having a really good time and then out of nowhere get triggered by some random thing that makes you flash back to your abusive relationship from five years ago? No thats just me ?? Coolcool love that
My boyfriends straight friend is trying to mamsplain to me why Jennifer's Body is not an interently lesbian story and im getting genuinely really upset
July 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
My boyfriends straight friend is trying to mamsplain to me why Jennifer's Body is not an interently lesbian story and im getting genuinely really upset
it seems like in hollywood (aside from pirates of the caribbean) the "pirate" market is largely untapped. i hope this changes in the near future
July 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
it seems like in hollywood (aside from pirates of the caribbean) the "pirate" market is largely untapped. i hope this changes in the near future
July 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
just bought a coffee table off my cousin for $30 really feeling the rush rn
June 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
just bought a coffee table off my cousin for $30 really feeling the rush rn
bombay bramble + tonic, splash of cran and 2 limes. obviously
June 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
bombay bramble + tonic, splash of cran and 2 limes. obviously
At a baseball game rn fly ball landed like two rows up from me!!!!! Thought i was gonna go out like the mom from Simon Birch
June 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
At a baseball game rn fly ball landed like two rows up from me!!!!! Thought i was gonna go out like the mom from Simon Birch
we're looking at a diagram of what a kangaroo vajeen looks like and for real you have to have like a masters degree to understand this shit
May 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
we're looking at a diagram of what a kangaroo vajeen looks like and for real you have to have like a masters degree to understand this shit
bar has a touchtunes do i anonymously ruin everyones night
April 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
bar has a touchtunes do i anonymously ruin everyones night
my boyfriend is SO FUCKING HOT you guys. like does anyone else have basically a lumber jack that does whatever u want? no just me okay
April 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
my boyfriend is SO FUCKING HOT you guys. like does anyone else have basically a lumber jack that does whatever u want? no just me okay
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE POOPING WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE POOPING WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!