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ProbablyP3
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Windblown dipshit.
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I'm partial to "devotion to green's best friend." Yes it costs eight solid green mana, no I don't actually have to pay any of it.
Magic: The Gathering card Khalni Hydra. Mana cost is 8 green mana. Creature — Hydra This spell costs G less to cast for each green creature you control. Trample “In ages past, bargains were struck and promises were made. Now we must collect on our debt. Begin the hymns.” —Moruul, Khalni druid 8/8
August 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
probablyp3.bsky.social
It's genuinely absurd to me how bad the Democrats fucked up the 2024 election.
A Rough Timeline of the DNC's 2024 Election Efforts: 1. Spend the year and half before the election giving $80 Bil in support of the extermination of the Palestinian people, pissing off voters opposed to genocide (most of us). 2. Whine that you're actually trying to stop the genocide you're obviously aiding, pissing off the pro-genocide voters and those that think the president shouldn't "look weak" (the rest of them). 3. Skip primaries despite internal polls saying Biden's projected to lose even *New York* to Trump. 4. Pretend Biden's not in rapid cognitive decline until he does an entire televised debate without stringing together a single coherent sentence. 5. Install VP Harris (who dropped out polling at 4% in the 2020 primaries) as candidate by fiat. Gotta love democracy! 6. Running on continuing Biden's pro-labor & trust busting legacy would upset donors, so instead run a campaign on absolutely nothing of substance. 7. Lose, obviously. 8. Blame leftists, queers and ethnic minorities for failing to recover the DNC's own-goals for them.
July 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
probablyp3.bsky.social
the latest Alex Schaefer painting hits the nail right on the head regarding 2025's unprecedented financial uncertainty
One of Haus Of Decline's guys yelling "Oh God, It's a run on my ass!" on account of many people are panicking to remove their money from his ass. He's been Photoshopped so that the smoke and flames from Alex Schaefer's "US Bank In Flames" are billowing from his ass.
April 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
probablyp3.bsky.social
Remember when they gave X that dumbass tagline for two weeks?
X page on the app store with the short-lived tagline but instead of "Blaze your glory!" it says "Kill your self!"
March 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
probablyp3.bsky.social
1000% that profile pic is AI.
Dr. Isobella's profile pic w/ notes evincing that it's AI generated. 1. huge glare spot on stone in background. 2. implausible sharp 90 degree concavity in silhouette of eyebrow doesn't seem to continue through to the front of her face. 3. tufts of oddly chopped hair despite haircut otherwise not being notably shit. 4. her left pupil is half the diameter of her right pupil. Her left iris is partly blue, partly hazel, these colors are muddily blended in an irregular fashion. 5. her right pupil is not circular lol. This in particular is a common giveaway of an AI image. 6. hair blends with background, seeming to blur and form tangents with it. 7. inexplicably sharp change in focus of background at a tangent with a strand of hair. The background appears generally nonsensical under close scrutiny.
January 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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My favorite follower so far
A bluesky profile following me titled 'Furry artist (COMMISSION OPEN )' follows 525 1 follower 0 posts
January 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
probablyp3.bsky.social
Graffiti spotted in South Dakota truck stops
Etched into a bathroom stall wall: "BuiLD back BEttER" and a tic-tac-toe game with 5 x's and no o's Etched into a toilet paper dispenser: "Kill Me" "No, Kill me!"
December 20, 2024 at 7:54 PM
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Matt Christman, as drunk as is survivable: "Kill yourself and everyone around you"
December 20, 2024 at 4:35 PM