*Probably*NotAnAI
@probablynotanai.bsky.social
Tech lawyer. Married. Writer (of patent things nobody wants to read 😄😭). Harley rider. Sarcastic. Inline skater. Empathetic. #vote
My photos ©️ me. 💙🇺🇦🐸🌈👠ally
🚫No MAGA/crypto/porn/solicitation🚫
🚫No DM (unless you need a lawyer)🚫
My photos ©️ me. 💙🇺🇦🐸🌈👠ally
🚫No MAGA/crypto/porn/solicitation🚫
🚫No DM (unless you need a lawyer)🚫
Pinned
I'm so thrilled to announce my debut book MONSTER MANNERS, illustrated by the talented @yana_kozak_illustrator, is coming Fall 2026!
🥳 This is a dream come true! 🎉
🥳 This is a dream come true! 🎉
Here's some fantastic news!
Let me get this straight. House votes to release Epstein files. Senate might not vote to release, but even if it does, then Trump has to sign it??? Which he won't OFC sooo he wins again, right?
What don't I understand?
#Trump #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinTrumpFiles #howdoesthiswork
What don't I understand?
#Trump #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinTrumpFiles #howdoesthiswork
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Let me get this straight. House votes to release Epstein files. Senate might not vote to release, but even if it does, then Trump has to sign it??? Which he won't OFC sooo he wins again, right?
What don't I understand?
#Trump #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinTrumpFiles #howdoesthiswork
What don't I understand?
#Trump #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinTrumpFiles #howdoesthiswork
Hello everyone! Not sure if the algorithm shows me to anyone but if you're out there, say hello back!
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Hello everyone! Not sure if the algorithm shows me to anyone but if you're out there, say hello back!
Here's some fantastic news!
I'm so thrilled to announce my debut book MONSTER MANNERS, illustrated by the talented @yana_kozak_illustrator, is coming Fall 2026!
🥳 This is a dream come true! 🎉
🥳 This is a dream come true! 🎉
November 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Here's some fantastic news!
Sometimes you just feel like 🕺
October 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Sometimes you just feel like 🕺
Reposted by *Probably*NotAnAI
I just heard "mansplaining" defined as "correctile dysfunction." I spat out my coffee.
a man in a suit and tie is drinking from a blue mug that says good on it
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is drinking from a blue mug that says good on it
media.tenor.com
October 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I just heard "mansplaining" defined as "correctile dysfunction." I spat out my coffee.
Reposted by *Probably*NotAnAI
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
Reposted by *Probably*NotAnAI
Reposted by *Probably*NotAnAI
Reposted by *Probably*NotAnAI
Reposted by *Probably*NotAnAI
Everyone should be held to the same standards.
September 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Everyone should be held to the same standards.
Reposted by *Probably*NotAnAI
Murdering a shitty person is still wrong. But murder doesn't somehow transform a shitty person into a good person. Why are people having such a hard time understanding that?
September 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Murdering a shitty person is still wrong. But murder doesn't somehow transform a shitty person into a good person. Why are people having such a hard time understanding that?
Reposted by *Probably*NotAnAI
I can’t believe this guy runs the FBI.
September 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I can’t believe this guy runs the FBI.
Reposted by *Probably*NotAnAI
A female Greenland shark was found to be around 400 years old. She’s been swimming through the cold ocean depths since the 1600s.
August 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
A female Greenland shark was found to be around 400 years old. She’s been swimming through the cold ocean depths since the 1600s.
Reposted by *Probably*NotAnAI
![[pic of a guy eating mustard on his watermelon]
apparently, putting mustard on watermelon is a thing now.
[pic of ernie with a bat]
Ernie prepares to commit a hate crime.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreiedtbofedlb65mpgqwubnjwn22m6wyu22dhqu235ive5x5q25r35u@jpeg)
Reposted by *Probably*NotAnAI
nbcnews: Sen. Cory Booker. Time to wake the f' up!
July 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
nbcnews: Sen. Cory Booker. Time to wake the f' up!
Now I can never buy an LG camera & frankly any LG product because they are long lived. A product may have EOL'd but not consumer use! Cameras & TVs for example are non-trivial long-term installation. If they won't fix a known vulnerability? Don't buy them!
Check out TLDR: refer.tldr.tech/d217e947/8
Check out TLDR: refer.tldr.tech/d217e947/8
July 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Now I can never buy an LG camera & frankly any LG product because they are long lived. A product may have EOL'd but not consumer use! Cameras & TVs for example are non-trivial long-term installation. If they won't fix a known vulnerability? Don't buy them!
Check out TLDR: refer.tldr.tech/d217e947/8
Check out TLDR: refer.tldr.tech/d217e947/8
Practically 60 but still able to move. I joke sometimes that I have the legs of a 30-year-old so on average I'm in my 40s, right? It works like that right? 😄😭☠️ #oldguyenergy #inlineskating #Portland #Oregon
July 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Practically 60 but still able to move. I joke sometimes that I have the legs of a 30-year-old so on average I'm in my 40s, right? It works like that right? 😄😭☠️ #oldguyenergy #inlineskating #Portland #Oregon
Reposted by *Probably*NotAnAI
Revisiting this post because I still think it's a great idea. Especially if it's an exercise enthusiast/coach perhaps somebody to motivate you and get you to push yourself just a little bit. Safety and money well spent I would think. #uber
#BRILLIANT 😂
(And, actually, for a woman wanting to exercise in the evening and not wanting to go out alone, getting a known vetted buddy isn't a terrible idea!)
(And, actually, for a woman wanting to exercise in the evening and not wanting to go out alone, getting a known vetted buddy isn't a terrible idea!)
July 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Revisiting this post because I still think it's a great idea. Especially if it's an exercise enthusiast/coach perhaps somebody to motivate you and get you to push yourself just a little bit. Safety and money well spent I would think. #uber