Getting bitten my a werewolf doesn’t nesecceraly turn you into a werewolf The were-creature you become is entirely dependant on your zodiac sign

weird dice wednesday submission.

weird dice wednesday feat. the coolest souvenir i’ve gotten from the art museum gift shop.

Alas, the ruse did not work and the brit was not tricked into thinking michiganders are a new addition to the monster manual

Just curious… if I told you that you encounter a group of michiganders bedecked in red wing scarves, and one of them is eating a bear claw and discussing going to Bronners… what are your thoughts?

for weird dice Wednesday! A tooth D4 from my sister

“you spent how long exploring that dungeon? no there’s no treasure! it’s a folly.

The campaign takes place in a setting where it’s mildly taboo to receive healing magic in public. You can get healed if it’s truly life-or-death, but if you’re only moderately wounded and ask your cleric for a little Healing Word, locals will give you the stink eye and say “ew, get a room!”

The plastic bags of grocery holding. If it can fit in the bag, regardless of weight, a player can lift it. But each time they are lifted roll 1d6 per bag to see if the bag rips and spills your stuff all over the ground.

Fuck it.

A D&D campaign where the party gets Frankensteined into one body. Each body part has its own class, actions, and initiative.

“Imhotep” was apparently a super common name in ancient Egypt, like “John” levels of common. I propose a World/Chronicles of Darkness campaign with multiple mummies, at least three of whom are named Imhotep and haaate being confused for each other.

The Calamatee, a manatee that causes calamity.

Weird to think we’re now only one month away from the end of 2025

A unicorn that sheds its horn once a year. Both stallions and mares grow them, but one grows them during summer while the other during winter

Just finished an amazing session where we made extensive use of the “noun of verbing” d100 table from this blog. It was not, in fact, a bad RPG idea.

Creature encounter: Swordsucker Basically it’s like a lamprey with legs that is drawn to the scent of metal, and will try to latch onto your items to suck out the metal

wizard named Webinar who keeps summoning you for meetings that could have been telepathic messages

Due to convergent evolution, a *lot* of completely unrelated creatures in the setting keep evolving into “dragons”, to the point that many bestiaries have given up on using the term “dragon” entirely.

Goblins can spray ink like squids out of their noses, as a defense mechanism.

Was just thinking about Encanto Thought about a soothsayer who only ever gives terrible news, famously The party goes to visit them, and one of them gets a pretty good prophacy. They’ll marry someone beutiful and wealthy, live in comfort and luxury, gain great power Turns out they’re a runaway royal trying to avoid the path that was set before them

After the humans are driven off Isla Nublar by the catastrophic failure of Jurassic Park, the dinosaurs begin to become organized and try to rebuild the island to become their own self-sufficient community where all dinosaurs are equal and free. Things take a turn for the worse however when the velociraptors, thanks to their intelligence, become charismatic political leaders who begin to manipulate the other dinosaurs via propaganda, gradually becoming just as cruel and oppressive leaders as the humans once were.

Item: The flashdark. It’s like a flashlight, but it makes the room darker when it’s turned on.

Somebody please help this is driving me insane and I don’t know who to ask: Theres a TTRPG I don’t remember the name of, or pretty much any of the details (I’ve never played it, just found it really intruiging!) And the only details I really remember at this point is that there’s a bubbled city (either at or below the water?) And leaving said city seems to do some in universe narrative nonsense of taking you “out of the story” or something like that? I think maybe the whole world in universe might live at the whims of the story? All I know is it’s NOT City of Mists. It’s something unrelated. Someone, anyone, help?

the Ugly Duckling but instead of growing up into a swan he grows up into an eagle and starts hunting down and killing the ducks who bullied him as a child, one by one, in a quest for revenge