Does he even know that it’s Saturday, or that “two feets they come a creepin’/ Like a black cat do”?! He does and he is smöl with egregious beads about it ^w^

“look down oh great Romantic. you who can predict from every position, you who know that everybody’s not a Job or a Nero nor a J.C. Penney… look down & seize your gambler’s passion, make high wire experts into heroes, presidents into con men.”

- Bob Dylan, Tarantula, ca. ~1964

“By God,” Uncle Willy said, “damn if these Republicans and Democrats and XYZ’s ain’t going to have it soon where a man can’t even flush the toilet in his own bathroom.”

- William Faulkner, “Uncle Willy”

Langur monkeys

Season 3 of Single’s Inferno aboudda be wild 🌽—

Fans?! For — for me? 👉👈

Karan Johar tried to warn us —

Can I offer you a “What, you egg!” in this trying time?

- Frankspeare, It’s Always Sunny in Cawdor