My grandma sent this in the extended family group chat. My plan was to been pay FOTUS (Felon Of The United States) dust!

Yes! And I’ve deduced that is a big fear of hers. And she knows when I coach her through the push we can and will take as much of the non interstate as possible. It just brings the commute to about 75 minutes +/-.

If you know anything about Atlanta traffic rough is an understatement. As someone who can freely manage my time actually having to get to a place during morning rush hour traffic (so we leave earlier to offset it somewhat) and it still takes 50 minutes.

Talk about an unexpected turn. . . . Thanks for tag teaming our Ted Talks.

Some people like going out to eat for the experience (and not having to labor in the kitchen). I go out to try things so I can come back to my lab and recreate them with much more flavor (and no fear of cross contamination).

Since I’ve placed myself on an IG stories hiatus I need to get my *ish* off somewhere. 😭 We look but we don’t judge (re: allegations of why Black folk never beating hypertension allegations 😩). Sometimes I want my food fried. All prepared GF too.

See also photo caption.

I guess this is my form of chuuch. Lord, teach the children…
Sincerely,
92%, HBCU alum

It’s lonely without my OG Twitter fam.

Blame it on Paloma.

Hub and I took a private DJ lesson for our recent 26th anniversary outing. I’m hooked. I found my “menopausal brain game” pastime. He wants to continue lessons. Imma play with his equipment. Double entendre intended.🤭

I’m somewhat of a celebrity whisperer. I’ve met a few always receptive to an “usie” ask. My husband still exaggerates about my “fan-girl-ing” over Jim Jones. I was not although I’m a sucker for bow legs.😮‍💨

What I imagine—a young Kenny unfazed yet full of wonder: What’s a lawsuit? Who is Aubrey Drake? What’s a colonizer? (Intentionally didn’t crop the original source.)