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Privateer Fella
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#NAFO #Fella - #Pineapple4life - Vatnik Hunter - #Tuba-Division - #MUGA
Honestly, which is correct. I say No. 1
May 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
April 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Yes, I am complexly self taught too. I was press ganged into the Tuba division however I had a nasty accident involving a sousaphone and it left a tiny scar. Here is a more recent photo of me. Do I look more or less the same? (The right answer is yes by the way)
April 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The very worst thing on Twitter (after Vatniks) are the evil anti-pineapple brigade.

Oh they are all terrible. It is SK nice here on bluesky where we don't have any of those intollerant monsters.

P.S. I am a really good person
April 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I believe this is the more traditional approach. Its important we stick with traditional values
March 30, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Fellas, putin wants the world to be more like ruzzia. For that reason I am starting the NAFO historical society where we will curate previously unseen images from ruzzia that orcs may not have seen before. Remember, ruzzian history is fluid and regularly needs to be updated. Can you help?
January 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Time to boycott those who support the Putin regime. Let's take them all down one at a time. Let's stay focused and fuck Cadbury!

Buying Cadbury Chocolate funds Putin's war efforts. Let's make them stop. It's us or them, they have chosen them.

#boycottCadury
#NAFOFellas
December 26, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Vatniks just love Stalin, he killed more orcs than anyone. This is why they love him so much
December 23, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Regarding the October 7th attacks in Israel when Putin was in trouble in Ukraine, why does nobody draw attention to the fact that October 7th is Putin's birthday and the Russians put a lot of significance on dates?
December 9, 2024 at 1:33 PM
To all fellas with accounts "in the other place", can I ask that you all congratulate one another on a job well done in Syria?

If we are funded by the CIA, this is the sort of stuff we should be doing.

Assad is gone like Gaddafi before him. Putin is next.

Cheers everyone!
December 8, 2024 at 10:13 AM
Hello,
My name Pyotr from New York City Oblast. I wish multipolar world order plus Sarmat on Washington.
December 7, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Ah, Vatnik you are. I ain't here to follow you sweet cheeks. I ain't no punk. I am a brain damaged doggo and I don't care much for Vatniks!
December 4, 2024 at 9:12 PM
I agree. I'll be waiting outside your home, dressed like this with sweaty hands.

There is nothing weird about it. If you feel uncomfortable, that's on you!
December 1, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Well, he has his Communist buddies to pay everything for him doesn't he? I'm sure the US is ready for a Communist leader who supports every despot across the planet to "liberate" them.

In truth his revenue was coming from Moscow but that is over now
November 30, 2024 at 9:41 AM
@juliapod.bsky.social
Is no-pants-Tuesday forbidden until spring or is it just "not encouraged"?
Would someone fall foul of the doctrine by going pants ess in the snow?
What about those who live in warmer climates?
I hope your ruling in this will make no logical sense or I will be really annoyed.
November 29, 2024 at 7:27 PM
And acts like a cat but when she comes home she acts like a dog.

This week we got a new kitten. The dogs take great care of him but patches is disgusted. She wouldn't look at him the first day and wouldn't stay at home.

Now she looks at him but she growls all the time. Any advice???
November 29, 2024 at 9:13 AM
@nafocatsdivision.bsky.social
I have a cat problem and need some advice.
We have two dogs, Pluto & Gomez.

A year ago we got a new kitten Patches & Pluto & Gomez raised her. For the first part of her life she didn't know she was a cat, she still barks to go outside.

Outside she meets her friends
November 29, 2024 at 9:13 AM
For those who still like to bonk in the other place, its good to ask the Vatniks how will Gazprom raise $17 billion this year when they are already indebted, locked out of financial markets and the ruble is on the way down?

Let's bonk them while they are down
November 29, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Fellas, I am just going to say it, I think I am ready to take on the Catalina Wine Mixer. What do you think? I am ready?
November 27, 2024 at 3:32 PM
@juliapod.bsky.social
It's a little early I know but I am just so excited because tomorrow is no-pants-Tuesday again
November 25, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Just remember, panicking always helps. Panicking fixes every problem.

Now, go out there and project your own flaws and shortcomings onto other people!

This is the path to a happy and worthwhile life.

Oh, if you can stab a few friends in the back, you will feel much better
November 25, 2024 at 4:27 PM
To the fellas that still bonk in the other place
When you encounter a "westerner" who supports ruzzia. Treat them like they are your friend but tell them that ruzzians are poor, uneducated and uncivilised.

You don't even notice that they are Ivan in St Petersburg.

Rub in their inferiority complex
November 25, 2024 at 4:24 PM
It is looking like the Kremlin is running out of ideas and in their "greatest hits" era.
Currently all the Vatniks are back to "why are you not at the front?" once again.

I miss the originality of their original lies. I hope "organ harvesting" is next
November 25, 2024 at 10:23 AM
OK, I am going to something uncontroversial that everyone will agree with.

Traditional Ukrainian Borsch contains pineapple chunks.

Without the pineapple it is a cheap ruzzian rip off of the Ukrainian classic.

You're welcome. I am a really good person. You can praise me now.
November 24, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Jackson Hinkle likes to photoshop himself in this suit into photos of notable dictators. I thought I would help him out. It would be too bad if these photos somehow got posted on Shitter.
November 19, 2024 at 8:38 PM