Uh, it's 6:35pm Garmin, stop being a dick.

I'm trying to tell him his treats are going to be too expensive, but I don't think he understands Tariffs.

To say we're in distress is an understatement. Don't send help though, we need to help ourselves and until we stand up and start the fight we don't deserve any assistance.

Even more prophetic than anyone realized.

No imitation here, art documents life.

I'd happily cc my supervisor on that response. This whole thing is bullshit. They want to ask stupid questions they get stupid answers. This was my response on X and it very well might be my email response tomorrow - on which I'd also happily cc my supervisor.

I didn't come up with this one, but I believe this should be the standard response.

Um, to respond over the weekend wouldn't that mean they are teleworking?

I thought teleworking was cause for termination these days.

Your outie rolls hard against fascism and is a member of the @50501movement.bsky.social

This is the kind of shit you say just before violating all the laws. Next level criming incoming ...

Time over here launching psyops to rile Trump...

I swear I've heard ideas like this before, just can't remember where....

Anyway, we've been sent good weather...

DOGE "plugging in" to upgrade the aviation systems...It's impossible to overstate how bad an idea this is...

So, all of our jobs are low productivity? Good to know.

From SecDef Memo, ugh...
(1) No discrimination, unless there is "operational need." - uh....

(2) In. Human. History. In all of human history there was nothing else even on par? Sounds a little indoctrinationy.