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@priushunter.bsky.social
Real person. shitposting account. Don’t eat animals
Draining the lizard
December 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Draining the lizard
type of guy who would steal the bodega cat
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
type of guy who would steal the bodega cat
decriminalize sex work, outlaw whatever the fuck this is
November 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
decriminalize sex work, outlaw whatever the fuck this is
I love when I text my wife something like “One Billion Dollars” and Apple Pay helpfully offers to send it
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I love when I text my wife something like “One Billion Dollars” and Apple Pay helpfully offers to send it
James Watson has great jeans
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
James Watson has great jeans
Is a banana actually $10 yet?
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Is a banana actually $10 yet?
Every paragraph just gets worse
October 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Every paragraph just gets worse
Grillz (2005)
October 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Grillz (2005)
Release the Jared Files
August 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Release the Jared Files
Boomers love to throw in a jazzy “and many more” after singing happy birthday
August 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Boomers love to throw in a jazzy “and many more” after singing happy birthday
That dumb little wave we make at cars for the honor of not killing us
August 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
That dumb little wave we make at cars for the honor of not killing us
In this Econolodge?
August 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
In this Econolodge?
“third place” just means the mall
August 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
“third place” just means the mall
If you’re not listening to the Ozzyathon on KEXP what are you even doing
July 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If you’re not listening to the Ozzyathon on KEXP what are you even doing
Damn right I’m on PrEP
Pleasuring my wife
Regularly
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Pleasuring my wife
Regularly
E
P
July 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Damn right I’m on PrEP
Pleasuring my wife
Regularly
E
P
Pleasuring my wife
Regularly
E
P
Favorite –genics?
🔘 eu
🔘 cryo
🔘 trans
🔘 hallucino
🔘 eu
🔘 cryo
🔘 trans
🔘 hallucino
July 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Favorite –genics?
🔘 eu
🔘 cryo
🔘 trans
🔘 hallucino
🔘 eu
🔘 cryo
🔘 trans
🔘 hallucino
Tax, regulate, and criminalize men’s cologne
July 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Tax, regulate, and criminalize men’s cologne
What is the right number of kisses for a cat’s forehead and why is it 50
July 9, 2025 at 6:07 AM
What is the right number of kisses for a cat’s forehead and why is it 50
The turntable was the theremin of the early ‘00s
July 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The turntable was the theremin of the early ‘00s
Tax generative AI
July 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Tax generative AI
